*scores
\ntheme: spring!
\nlbs got allergies from fresh kills, 1-0
\ng’anklebiters sweated on henry motion, 7-1
\nmathematics ate cool man popsicles with mighty squirrels, 10-0
\ndark rainbows walked instead of taking the train to demons, 3-2 in OT
\nfilthy gorgeous stole some parks’ daffodils for bad touch, 3-1
\nrehabs gorged on marshmellow peeps with unicorns, 7-2
\ntuques suddenly had special feelings for mexican standoff, 4-1
\npfr stopped to smell the thawing dog run with what the puck, 4-1<\/p>\n
*week 1 faq
\n-can my friend who didn’t register on time register now? not may now but now now? just because i want him\/her to?
\nno.<\/p>\n
this gets easier every year!<\/p>\n
*standings
\nafter 1 week, this would be kinda dumb, but eventually you’ll be able to find them at in the standings section.<\/p>\n
*next week
\nWEEK 2: 4\/9\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\tFresh Kills vs. What The Puck
\n3:00 PM\tBad Touch vs. The Tuques
\n4:00 PM\tUnicorns vs. Dark Rainbows
\n4:00 PM\tMexican Standoff vs. Filthy Gorgeous
\n5:00 PM\tMighty Squirrels vs. Gouging Anklebiters
\n5:00 PM\tHenry Motion vs. Mathematics
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\tDenim Demons vs. Rehabs
\n4:30 PM\tLBS vs. Pork Fried Rice<\/p>\n
*kudos\/gasface
\nkudos:
\n-erik and katherine on becoming hockey marriage #5!
\nand they met in the reffing program, just to prove that being a ref isn’t always a thankless task.
\n-2 days of free btsh food
\nyou know what tastes better than pizza? free pizza. sayin.
\n-new team outfits on parade
\nmso got away jerseys, rainbows got warmup suits and mama\/baby matching ensembles, and the tuques…got everyone wearing one color sort of. already better than 05!<\/p>\n
gasface:
\n-watching a ref write up an entire team on the first day
\nwhere i once would’ve searched for a way to solve such issues, i now say, sayonara, suckers!
\n-already losing balls on day 1
\nwhen you’re hungry for free pizza in three months and there is no money for any, this is why.
\n-burning three people with molten cheese from one slice of free johnson’s pizza
\nif dubya’s taught us anything, it’s that freedom hurts. u! s! a!<\/p>\n
*listings
\nfrom brad rainbows:
\nmissing hockey stick– It’s a Bauer 3030 stick with red tape on the handle. any info, let me know– bradthomason at gmail dot com<\/p>\n
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