{"id":4853,"date":"2011-09-28T21:35:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T01:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=4853"},"modified":"2011-09-28T21:35:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T01:35:46","slug":"playoff-preview-opening-round-part-ii-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/playoff-preview-opening-round-part-ii-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Playoff Preview: Opening Round (Part II)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vice-Presidents Cup, Bitches.<\/h4>\n

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#20 Gut Rot (3-14) at #13 Mathematics (7-6-2-2)<\/strong>
\nWritten by playoff correspondent Abby “Tayne” Meisterman<\/em>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Mathematics lead 2-1
\n2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 10 – Mathematics 4, Gut Rot 2; Week 19 – Gut Rot 1, Mathematics 0 (OT-SO)
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> When questioned about the upcoming playoffs, Gut Rot captain Peaches responded, \u201cI was told there\u2019d be no Math<\/a>.\u201d Peaches\u2019 teammate Heather was similarly dismayed<\/a> by the match-up as she\u2019s aware Mike Smith shows no mercy on and off the court. The media attempted to locate Ellery for comment, but as the Redskins\u2019 season has started, he\u2019s been in hiding<\/a>. This does not bode well for the team whose name makes one think of necrotic bowels. Justin Perras of Mathematics boasted his confidence in his team\u2019s abilities, despite losing to Gut Rot in a shootout last week. He attributes his new-found team pride to his new baby girl<\/a> for whom he\u2019s promised to win it all. However, Andy Pratt knows this is folly as he tried to do that before and failed. Derek and Eli have been squirreled away in their deluxe apartments in the sky<\/a> watching old videos of Gut Rot goalie Bill, while blocks away he has just been watching videos. Despite all of this intel, what people really want to know is \u201cWho is this Tom<\/em>, and how did he score four goals against the Elves but only one in the shootout?\u201d
\nAbby’s Pick:<\/strong> Add two. Carry the one. Mathematics.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209…<\/p>\n

This Matchup Catches Sarab Totally By Surprise<\/h4>\n

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#18 Gouging Anklebiters (5-12) at #15 Cobra Kai (6-7-1-3)<\/strong>
\nWritten by playoff correspondent Rich Glanzer<\/em>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters lead 7-2
\n2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 10 – Gouging Anklebiters 3, Cobra Kai 1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Cobra Kai should not be in this game. With the roster they had before the season started, and the division they are in, they should have been battling for the #3 seed. The Anklebiters have played pretty solid for the last few weeeks, and they seem to have something the Dojo doesn’t, which is team chemistry. Cobra Kai is also riddled with injuries as the league’s most underrated player, Will Kuhns, and Rem both might not play. Meanwhile, few have been hotter than the Anklebiters’ Alex Derho.
\nRich\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> BTSH is littered with stories of heart beating talent, so I’m going to go with an upset here, and say the Anklebiters pull it out and win 5-4 in OT. Expect Peter Putka to be scouting from a building above because they will be the Hookers’ round of 16 opponent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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