{"id":4898,"date":"2011-09-29T22:43:38","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T02:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=4898"},"modified":"2011-10-03T10:32:46","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T14:32:46","slug":"the-emasculating-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/the-emasculating-collection\/","title":{"rendered":"The Emasculating Collection"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gentlemen of BTSH, have you ever wondered what the women of our league talk about behind our backs? Well, you aren’t the only ones<\/a>. Of course, it’s highly<\/del> doubtful that they’re as mean-spirited and petty as some of us envision them to be, but as we prepare to support them this Saturday at the Women’s Ball Hockey Charity Tournament<\/a>, perhaps we should at least consider what they might be saying:<\/p>\n

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\n“His senior quote was actually a Creed lyric.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“…and then he asked, ‘Can we see if it fits?'”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“That’s when he said it’s because he just got out of the pool.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“He thought I’d be impressed by his arm tattoos.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“He still has Jamaal Charles in his lineup.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“When he asked if I wanted to go in his hot tub, I said I didn’t have a bathing suit with me.\u00a0 He told me, ‘You can borrow one of my mother’s.'”<\/em><\/p>\n

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\n“His status message used the sad face emoticon.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gentlemen of BTSH, have you ever wondered what the women of our league talk about behind our backs? Well, you aren’t the only ones. Of course, it’s highly doubtful that they’re as mean-spirited and petty as some of us envision them to be, but as we prepare to support them this Saturday at the Women’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[153],"class_list":["post-4898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-2011-season"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4898"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4934,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions\/4934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}