{"id":4917,"date":"2011-10-06T23:36:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T03:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=4917"},"modified":"2011-10-07T09:41:06","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T13:41:06","slug":"playoff-preview-round-of-16-part-ii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/playoff-preview-round-of-16-part-ii-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Playoff Preview: Round of 16 (Part II)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Dan Demonstrates How He Created His Shirt Design<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/skyvswtp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4986\" title=\"Sky Fighters vs. What The Puck\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/skyvswtp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/skyvswtp.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/skyvswtp-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>#10 Sky Fighters (8-5-2-2) at #7 What The Puck (9-5-1-2)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Written by playoff correspondent Monica Russo<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Location:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:30 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series:<\/strong> Sky Fighters lead 8-4<br \/>\n<strong>2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 14 &#8211; Sky Fighters 3, What The Puck 1; Week 18 &#8211; What The Puck 4, Sky Fighters 2<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes:<\/strong> This game is ultimately going to come down to who shows up for each team.  Both SKY and WTP have remarkably close differentials. Both have potentially excellent goal-scorers. Both have experienced players that play well together (again, depending on who shows up for each team). So let&#8217;s talk about what we can control: shit-talk. If the Czechs are there, WTP faces problems regarding volume of talk, but they do hold the advantage that most people understand what it is that they are saying in the first place.  They&#8217;ve also got all those kids on the sidelines that will babble away on command, distracting the Sky Fighters while they&#8217;re trying to shoot. There&#8217;s also the matter of James Stein&#8217;s playoff\/cancer-charity moustache, which could possibly get caught behind his giant helmet, causing him to sneeze at a crucial moment. Bottom line: I have no idea what I&#8217;m talking about.<br \/>\n<strong>Monica\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> I say WTP. They&#8217;re clearly pretty virile.<br \/>\n<strong>Watchability:<\/strong> 9.99 rugrats. It&#8217;s a playoff game. You&#8217;ll be watching, if only to see who you have to face in the next round.<\/p>\n<h4>Jo-Ann Still Doesn&#8217;t Understand How To Buy Things In America<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mathvspm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4978\" title=\"Mathematics vs. Poutine Machine\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mathvspm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mathvspm.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mathvspm-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>#13 Mathematics (8-6-2-2) at #4 Poutine Machine (11-3-1-2)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Written by playoff correspondent Abby &#8220;Tayne&#8221; Meisterman<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Location:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 3:30 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series:<\/strong> Mathematics lead 2-1-1<br \/>\n<strong>2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 1 &#8211; Mathematics 1, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO); Week 18 &#8211; Mathematics 2, Poutine Machine 1<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes:<\/strong> It\u2019s no secret that I\u2019m a fan of things Canadian (see my roommate and a very <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crashtestdummies.com\/#\/home\" target=\"_blank\">underrated band<\/a>), but I just can\u2019t get behind poutine. Even when it\u2019s called \u201cDisco Fries\u201d and served at a NJ diner after a night of drinking. Maybe it\u2019s the word \u201ccurd\u201d that keeps me from slavishly coveting this Northern delicacy. (It\u2019s not that delicate, is it?) I want to be a fan of Poutine Machine; I do! I like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesterjournal.com\/intbonnee.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Marcus Bonnee<\/a>. And Jo-Ann Provencher! (See? Canadian) And Sven Patrick Larsen! But my undying love for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bop.gov\/iloc2\/InmateFinderServlet?Transaction=NameSearch&amp;needingMoreList=false&amp;LastName=perras&amp;Middle=&amp;FirstName=justin&amp;Race=U&amp;Sex=U&amp;Age=&amp;x=0&amp;y=0\" target=\"_blank\">Justin Perras<\/a> trumps it all. (He did not pay me to write that, but he should.) My love for him even transcends the devotion I have to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bert_and_Ernie\" target=\"_blank\">Derek and Elly<\/a>; it\u2019s that powerful! Even more powerful than an Andy Pratt slap-shot.<br \/>\nAnd it\u2019s those shots that Mathematics is going to need Pratt to keep delivering if they\u2019re going to unseat the 4th ranked, MacNeil Division winners. While it\u2019s true Poutine Machine has a great record within their division, their only division loss came to Mathematics in Week 18 and they tied in the first week of the season. Sometimes a team is in the head of another, so perhaps Mathematics has it on the Machine, but I\u2019m scared for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QIMSC-RWvF8&amp;feature=youtu.be\" target=\"_blank\">Mathletes<\/a>!<br \/>\n<strong>Abby&#8217;s Pick:<\/strong> Eating poutine is like eating Chinese food, so expect the Machine to be hungry for another win quite soon. (Hey-o!)<br \/>\n<strong>Watchability:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oDAKKQuBtDo&amp;feature=youtu.be\" target=\"_blank\">The limit does not exist!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>Playing The Demons Gives Worky The Willies<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/filthyvsdemons.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4987\" title=\"Filthy Gorgeous vs. Denim Demons\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/filthyvsdemons.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/filthyvsdemons.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/filthyvsdemons-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>#9 Filthy Gorgeous (10-6-0-1) at #8 Denim Demons (10-6-0-1)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Written by playoff correspondent Chudydides, a Hellenic poet from the 6th century BC<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Location:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series:<\/strong> Denim Demons lead 6-2-1<br \/>\n<strong>2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 13 &#8211; Denim Demons 4, Filthy Gorgeous 3; Week 17 &#8211; Denim Demons 4, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT)<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes:<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen these teams met in week thirteen there was but one point in-between:<br \/>\nThe Demons, four, all scored with brio, while Filthy notched only a trio.<br \/>\nIn rematched dueling four weeks later the Gorgeous team&#8217;s best sneakered skaters<br \/>\nScored three again and no goals more while Demons once again scored four.<br \/>\nAnd so in battle reuniting, the trend suggests the same old fighting,<br \/>\nA repeat of time-honored pratfalls: Charlie Brown and Lucy&#8217;s footballs.<br \/>\nBut Filthy shall not take this sitting, and through Queen Moni Russo&#8217;s bidding<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll give it hard for vengeance sought, for goals unscored, refs<br \/>\ncheaply bought,<br \/>\nAt last FG sings winning lyrics, although their vict&#8217;ry shall be Pyrrhic<br \/>\nfor though they&#8217;ll leap the Demons&#8217; fence, they&#8217;ll lose it all just<br \/>\none week hence.<br \/>\nNow Mangan! Now Berkin! Now Kravis! Now Workman!<br \/>\nOn Kamen and Carson and Rubens and Pagdon!<br \/>\nHeed Glanzer&#8217;s words as you battle that day:<br \/>\n\u201cMerry Yom Kippur!\u201d What a strange thing to say.<br \/>\n<strong>Chudydides&#8217; Pick:<\/strong> FG 4, DD 3<br \/>\n<strong>Watchability:<\/strong> 4 liters of ouzo spat in by Calliope, the muse of epic poetry<\/p>\n<h4>Which Team Seems More Excited To You?<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mtvsfk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4976\" title=\"Mega Touch vs. Fresh Kills\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mtvsfk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mtvsfk.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/mtvsfk-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>#16 Mega Touch (6-10-1-1) at #2 Fresh Kills (11-4-2)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Location:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series:<\/strong> Fresh Kills leads 8-3<br \/>\n<strong>2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 17 &#8211; Fresh Kills 4, Mega Touch 1<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes:<\/strong> Both Mega Touch and Fresh Kills enter this game as somewhat surprising opponents.\u00a0 Although it was not shocking to see Mega Touch playing on the opening weekend of the playoffs (as the team has since 2008), the team&#8217;s shootout victory over the Rehabs did raise a few eyebrows in the BTSH community.\u00a0 As usual, Adriano &#8220;Muscles Marinara&#8221; Bratta and Harvey Jaswal, the team&#8217;s two leading scorers, led the way, as each had a goal in regulation and in the shootout.\u00a0 For Fresh Kills, it is not a surprise to see the team in the round of 16, but few expected last season&#8217;s Donohue Division champs to win the Hackett Division and enter the playoffs as the second seed.\u00a0 In fact, in an informal straw poll conducted prior to the season, just one person (James Stein) out of 50 had Kills pegged to finish atop the division.\u00a0 However, behind goaltender Patrick Barch&#8217;s 1.60 goals against average, Fresh Kills allowed the second fewest goals in BTSH.\u00a0 In addition, with six players tallying at least five goals, the team exhibits one of the most balanced scoring attacks in the league.\u00a0 These two facets of team&#8217;s style of play were showcased in Fresh Kills lone 2011 matchup against Mega Touch, when Kills won 4-1 thanks to four different goal scorers.<br \/>\n<strong>Eli&#8217;s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills.\u00a0 This should make up for picking What The Puck in the straw poll.<br \/>\n<strong>Derek&#8217;s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills.\u00a0 Although no individual player has stood out, there are no weak spots in their lineup.<br \/>\n<strong>Watchability:<\/strong> 3 Coops.\u00a0 Mega Touch will have to be in top form to keep this game exciting, but an upset is not unthinkable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan Demonstrates How He Created His Shirt Design #10 Sky Fighters (8-5-2-2) at #7 What The Puck (9-5-1-2) Written by playoff correspondent Monica Russo Location: Tompkins West, 2:30 PM All-Time Series: Sky Fighters lead 8-4 2011 Result: Week 14 &#8211; 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