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<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\nFilthy Gorgeous 4, What The Puck 1<\/strong> Unicorns 4, Cobra Kai 2<\/strong> Sky Fighters 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3<\/strong> Tuques 1, Mighty Squirrels 0<\/strong> Corlears Hookers 4, Happy Little Elves 3 (OT-SO)<\/strong> LBS, Inc. 3, Denim Demons 2<\/strong> Sky Fighters 2, Corlears Hookers 0<\/strong> Mathematics 7, Bad Touch 6<\/strong> Tuques 5, Cobra Kai 4 (OT-SO)<\/strong> Dark Rainbows 4, Rehabs 2<\/strong> Mexican Standoff 4, Fresh Kills 2<\/strong> <\/p>\n Captains’ Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n Bad Touch:<\/strong> Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke<\/em> of the Happy Little Elves filled in for starting goalie Michael Tuckman. Filthy Gorgeous Hardens Up For The Playoffs \u00a0 Filthy Gorgeous 4, What The Puck 1 Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 3 (8), Ali Berkin (2) What The Puck: Tom MacDonald (8) Unicorns 4, Cobra Kai 2 Unicorns: Mark 2 (11), Chris (13), Sara (1) Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (22) Game Notes: Sara broke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[10,310,32],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores","tag-2008-season","tag-box-scores","tag-filthy-gorgeous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":536,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/em> James Pereira 3 (8), Ali Berkin (2)
\nWhat The Puck:<\/em> Tom MacDonald (8)<\/p>\n
\nUnicorns:<\/em> Mark 2 (11), Chris (13), Sara (1)
\nCobra Kai:<\/em> Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (22)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Sara broke a 2-2 tie midway through the second half.<\/p>\n
\nSky Fighters:<\/em> Dan Hopper 2 (6), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (14), Mark Bloom (1)
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/em> Charles DeFranco (6), Alex Owen (5), Mike Ross (1)<\/p>\n
\nTuques:<\/em> Peter Wilson (12)
\nShutout:<\/em> Minkus (2)<\/p>\n
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/em> Josh Sadlier-Brown 2 (8), Albert “Al” Huang (1)
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/em> Garrett Carrino 3 (5)
\nShootout:<\/em> Corlears Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Albert “Al” Huang.
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Albert “Al” Huang put the Hookers up 3-2 with 50 seconds remaining in regulation, but Carrino tied the game five seconds later.<\/p>\n
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Karsten Pichon 3 (20)
\nDenim Demons:<\/em> Mike Pereira (12), Steve Chernoski (3)<\/p>\n
\nSky Fighters:<\/em> Dan Hopper (7), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker<\/a> (4)
\nShutout:<\/em> James Stein (2)<\/p>\n
\nMathematics:<\/em> Bradley Schmidt 3 (10), Andy Pratt (14), Derek Tagliarino (7), Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (4), Amy Anderla (1)
\nBad Touch:<\/em> Bill MacGregor 3 (5), Eric Devlin (12), Greg Kellerman (1), Meghan Peterson (1)<\/p>\n
\nTuques:<\/em> Peter Wilson 3 (15), David Ladanyi (2)
\nCobra Kai:<\/em> Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (23), Ray “Domino” Chan (5), Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (3), Ara “6-1-9!” Arnn (1)
\nShootout:<\/em> Tuques win 2-1. Successful attempts by Zoe Markwick (TUQ), Alfred Liu (TUQ), and Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (CK).
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta tied the game at four with just six seconds remaining in regulation.<\/p>\n
\nDark Rainbows:<\/em> John Nielsen 2 (12), Jesse Jewels (6), Sean Reynolds (6)
\nRehabs:<\/em> Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (9), Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (3)<\/p>\n
\nMexican Standoff:<\/em> Ben Bloom 2 (4), Tommy Cho (4), Jefferson Hendricks (3)
\nFresh Kills:<\/em> Kevin “The Planet” Foster (4), Ariel Imas (4)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> This was Mexican Standoff’s first victory against Fresh Kills, after losing their first nine matchups.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\nCobra Kai (1):<\/strong> Christina “Mojito” Verigan<\/em> and Erica Miller<\/em> played the whole game.
\nCobra Kai (2):<\/strong> Robert “Mungo” Gorden<\/em> of the Mighty Squirrels performed his civic duty by filling in for regular goalie Paul “P.J.” Lopez.
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/strong> “We’re happy little Hookers because the whole team<\/em> played the whole game and they all ran their little asses off.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
\nDark Rainbows:<\/strong> John Meyer<\/em> played his first game in goal in almost two years.
\nDenim Demons:<\/strong> Noah Farkas<\/em> was exceptionally strong in net and made numerous point blank saves.
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/strong> The “Harden The Fuck Up” bracelet went to Matt Novick<\/em>.
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/strong> “I don’t care that he scored, I still think Garrett [Carrino]<\/em> should be commended.” – Ben Chadwick
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/strong> “Sasha ‘Number One’ [Lehman]<\/em> took a mudbath in the corner but still showed her whites.” – Sascha Puritz (Number Two)
\nMathematics:<\/strong> Laura MacNeil<\/em> is loud.
\nMexican Standoff:<\/strong> The people who were not present<\/em> have been kicked off the team.
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/strong> Robert “Mungo” Gorden<\/em> played like a superstar.
\nRehabs:<\/strong> “I’ve got to commend Bob [“Olmec”] W[eyersberg]<\/em> for his time and effort. Another successful BTSH season that would never have been possible without him.” – Bryan “Stork” Welch
\nSky Fighters (1):<\/strong> Megan Sigesmund<\/em> almost scored six goals.
\nSky Fighters (2):<\/strong> James Stein<\/em> waited until the last day of the season to pass Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker<\/a> for the team lead in shutouts, with two.
\nTuques (1):<\/strong> David Ladanyi<\/em> played solid defense and kept the action in the Mighty Squirrels end.
\nTuques (2):<\/strong> “Alfred [Liu]<\/em> and Zoe [Markwick]<\/em> scored beautiful shootout goals, which made me look smart.” – David Ladanyi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"