{"id":50,"date":"2006-04-11T01:35:51","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T06:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/04\/11\/50\/"},"modified":"2006-06-12T14:53:26","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T19:53:26","slug":"50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/50\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 2 report"},"content":{"rendered":"

*scores<\/strong>
\ntheme: happy birthday sister becca!
\nwhat the puck made a surprise trip to fresh kills, 5-2
\ntuques broke out the $8 champagne for bad touch, 3-2 in OT
\nrainbows share their b-day with kurt cobain’s suicide and unicorns, 3-0
\nfilthy gorgeous got a crappy present from mso, 3-0
\nmsq blew out anklebiters, 3-2 in OT
\nmath wore a creepy bday crown handmade by motion, 10-0
\ndemons were born to rehabs, 3-1
\npfr aged lbs, 4-2<\/p>\n

*week 2 faq<\/strong>
\n-was there any good hockey news this week?
\nliza filthy gorgeous reported that six btsh ladies went to philly this past weekend to compete in the north american usa ball hockey championship. intense! and despite having to adapt quickly to playing with helmets and checking and whatnot, they came in 5th! hot damn! so congrats to filthy gorgeous’ers liza, and dana, unicorns steph and caitlin, msq joelle, and fk’er zaileen. huzzah!<\/p>\n

*standings<\/strong>
\nbob’s got it on lockdown here<\/a>, soon to be updated. nice!<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nNO HOCKEY NEXT WEEK BECAUSE OF THE MATZOH\/PEEP HANGOVER.<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\n(one each since i was absent)
\nkudos:
\n-you can’t have rainbows and unicorns without hearts
\nthe rainbow\/unicorn game marks the first time in btsh history that a ref wrote an email *praising* two teams’ sportsmanship. TAKE NOTE, LBS\/PFR.<\/p>\n

gasface:
\n-help my ass! (but not like that cuz my ass is fine thank you)
\nthanks to those who said they’d serve me up some kudos\/gasface fodder but then went off to do more important shit like watch the west wing or iron their pants. hope you all like stories about trees and trucks, cuz unless some people start reporting hockey stuff to me, yr gonna have a summer’s worth of email nh reports. get on it people!<\/p>\n

sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*scores theme: happy birthday sister becca! what the puck made a surprise trip to fresh kills, 5-2 tuques broke out the $8 champagne for bad touch, 3-2 in OT rainbows share their b-day with kurt cobain’s suicide and unicorns, 3-0 filthy gorgeous got a crappy present from mso, 3-0 msq blew out anklebiters, 3-2 in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","category-weekly-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}