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<\/a><\/p>\n#14 Happy Little Elves (10-7-1-2) at #2 Fresh Kills (13-4-2)<\/strong> We May Have Reached An Elves Saturation Point #14 Happy Little Elves (10-7-1-2) at #2 Fresh Kills (13-4-2) Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM All-Time Series: Happy Little Elves lead 3-1 2011 Result: Week 16 \u2013 Game canceled due to “hurricane fears” Game Notes: Although the Happy Little Elves have advanced to the semifinals, they have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[153,27,30,115],"class_list":["post-5041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2011-season","tag-fresh-kills","tag-happy-little-elves","tag-playoff-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5041"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5054,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5041\/revisions\/5054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Happy Little Elves lead 3-1
\n2011 Result:<\/strong> Week 16 \u2013 Game canceled due to “hurricane fears”
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Although the Happy Little Elves have advanced to the semifinals, they have been suffering from internal turmoil since Week 17.\u00a0 During their game against the Gouging Anklebiters, goaltender Shaun deLacy ranted for nearly six minutes about captains Ben Chadwick and Rich Glanzer’s egregious abuses of power over the last few months.\u00a0 He was only silenced when Glanzer finally pulled him from the game, in yet another alleged abuse of his captaincy.\u00a0 In the ensuing weeks, deLacy continued to voice his disapproval with Elves management, while slowly gaining his teammates’ and the fans’ support.\u00a0 However, his crusade was dealt a setback in the opening round of the playoffs, when deLacy arrived 20 minutes late for his game, following a mysterious, anonymous text message that read, “G@m3 m0v3d.\u00a0 $T@rT T!m3 n0w 4.”\u00a0 This miscommunication only furthered deLacy’s cause, as he was incensed that his captains could allow this to happen.\u00a0 As a result, deLacy and several other Elves, including Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos and Courtney McBride, sought the legal counsel of Julie Katz (who is a lawyer) to discuss potential legal action over the “hostile and unsafe workplace” that Chadwick and Glanzer had created.\u00a0 The captains retaliated by gathering the entire team in the middle of the Tompkins Square Park for a vote of confidence in their regime.\u00a0 Representatives for the offense, defense, women, and goaltenders all attended and voiced their opinions.\u00a0 In the end, the majority of the team, including Garrett “Ax” Carrino, Melanie Pessin, Gil Valdes, and Gil’s son, voted “no confidence” and walked out on their captains.\u00a0 Only a small handful did not walk out, including Ryan Nakahara (who has always preached “hustle, loyalty, and respect”), Melissa Budnick, and Rob “Smash” Muggeo, who no-showed after not responding to the meeting’s evite.\u00a0 As a result of this overwhelming lack of confidence, the Elves Board of Directors, made up of Dr. Byron Clavicle, Gr\u00fcte Skullbasher, the Great Gazoo, and Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine, had no choice but to oust Chadwick and Glanzer from their positions.\u00a0 In their place, the Board has appointed league face Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair as interim captain and general manager.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Fresh Kills enters this semifinal matchup on the heels of a convincing 6-0 victory against the Dark Rainbows.
\nKeys To The Game For The Happy Little Elves:<\/strong>
\n1. After a deLacy-like 3.73 GAA during the regular season, goaltender Shaun deLacy is having a very deLacy-like postseason.\u00a0 Thus far, he has allowed just four goals in nearly three full games.\u00a0 Like last season, the Elves will depend on his solid play to advance to the final.
\n2. Sophomore brunette, Ryan Nakahara, who only has loyalty to Chadwick and Glanzer, has decided not to play in this semifinal contest.\u00a0 Nak has scored five of the Elves’ nine playoff goals.
\n3. Due to his modesty, interim captain Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair is very uncomfortable in his new found spotlight.\u00a0 Can this generally well-liked Canadian bring some unity to this now divided team?
\nKeys To The Game For Fresh Kills:<\/strong>
\n1. Captain Dave Sokolyansky and his team will be looking to enact revenge on the team that eliminated them from last year’s postseason.\u00a0 Soko claims to have learned from last season’s mistakes and has vowed not to call a timeout if his team is winning by a goal with fewer than two minutes remaining.
\n2. This team features some of the best players you’ve never heard of.\u00a0 Notables include Nick Scott (not to be confused with Nick Hobbs), Sarah Hobart, and Ashley Singer, who all scored on Sunday against the Rainbows.\u00a0 And what the hell is a Matt Kazior?
\n3. Fresh Kills newcomer Scott Lee (not to be confused with Nick Scott) led his team to victory last week with two goals, including a breakaway caused by speed and cherry-picking.\u00a0 For the remainder of the game, his teammates consistently tried to set him up for the hat trick, but as usual, he could not finish the job.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills.\u00a0 The Elves have won seven playoff games in a row, but this includes two wins in overtime, one in a shootout, and one at the final gun of regulation.\u00a0 At some point, the breaks have to go the other way.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Happy Little Elves.\u00a0 This one’s pretty close to a toss-up for me, and I’m not sure I have a good reason for picking them.\u00a0 What I do know is that the Elves enter every postseason game with a specific strategy, and so far, they have executed it perfectly.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 5 Rhas. Two former champions in a playoff rematch.\u00a0 What more could you ask for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"