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<\/a><\/p>\nOpening Day 2012 is less than a month away, and as a special treat for the #BTSHUniverse, we are proud to unveil a new and improved set of conference and division names.\u00a0 As per an executive decision by Rich Glanzer, the former Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences will now be known as the Tagliarino and Kazin conferences, respectively.\u00a0 In addition, the former Rubens, Hackett, Donohue, and MacNeil divisions have been renamed to Bratta, Brown, Larsen, and Glanzer divisions.<\/p>\n
As expected, there have already been several mixed reactions to these name changes.\u00a0 Mega Touch co-captain Eric Devlin wondered, “Wait, why is it called the Glanzer Division?\u00a0 People were really clamoring for these name changes, huh?”\u00a0 Poutine Machine foreigner Jo-Ann Provencher seemed confused, asking, “What ‘appen to ze ‘ackett Division?”\u00a0 League spark plug and <\/p>\n After the usual offseason promotions and relegations, here are the conference and divisional alignments for 2012:<\/p>\n Tagliarino Conference<\/span> Kazin Conference<\/span> As in 2011, each team will play the other four teams in its division twice, the other five in its conference once, and five teams from the other conference once.<\/p>\n Regular season play will commence on Sunday, March 25. As per tradition, Opening Day will consist primarily of divisional games and will feature a rematch of the preceding season’s championship. The full schedule will be released on Friday, March 2, but to whet your appetite, here is the Opening Day schedule:<\/p>\n Filthy Can’t Believe They’re In The Bratta Division Opening Day 2012 is less than a month away, and as a special treat for the #BTSHUniverse, we are proud to unveil a new and improved set of conference and division names.\u00a0 As per an executive decision by Rich Glanzer, the former Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences will […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[158,32,297],"class_list":["post-5131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schedule","tag-2012-season","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-schedule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5131"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5168,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions\/5168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}occasional<\/del> frequent heel, Luisa Mirarchi, strongly supports the new names.\u00a0 She exclaimed, “I love these names, man!\u00a0 I know all of the people they’re named after!”<\/p>\n
\nBratta Division:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers, Denim Demons, Filthy Gorgeous, Fresh Kills, Happy Little Elves
\nBrown Division:<\/strong> La Famiglia, LBS, Inc., Rehabs, Sky Fighters, What The Puck<\/p>\n
\nLarsen Division:<\/strong> Butchers, Cobra Kai, Dark Rainbows, Poutine Machine, Unicorns
\nGlanzer Division:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters, Gut Rot, Mathematics, Mega Touch, Tompkins Square Riots<\/p>\n\n\n
\n TIME<\/strong><\/td>\n LOCATION<\/strong><\/td>\n GAME<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 12:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins East<\/td>\n Happy Little Elves at Corlears Hookers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 12:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins West<\/td>\n Rehabs at La Famiglia<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 1:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins East<\/td>\n Sky Fighters at LBS, Inc.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 1:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins West<\/td>\n What The Puck at Fresh Kills<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 2:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins East<\/td>\n Filthy Gorgeous at Denim Demons<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 2:00 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins West<\/td>\n Gouging Anklebiters at Unicorns<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 3:30 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins East<\/td>\n Mega Touch at Mathematics<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 3:30 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins West<\/td>\n Tompkins Square Riots at Gut Rot<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 4:30 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins East<\/td>\n Poutine Machine at Cobra Kai<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n 4:30 PM<\/td>\n Tompkins West<\/td>\n Butchers at Dark Rainbows<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"