{"id":5357,"date":"2012-03-21T14:00:44","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T18:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=5357"},"modified":"2012-03-21T14:48:22","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T18:48:22","slug":"2012-season-preview-corlears-hookers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2012-season-preview-corlears-hookers\/","title":{"rendered":"2012 Season Preview – Corlears Hookers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Despite repeated requests to Jason Eitel, Joshua Sadlier-Brown and former Captain Peter Prutka we received no roster from the Hookers.<\/p>\n

Was it a media blackout? Were they withdrawing from BTSH to ensure continued Bullmoose dominance in the Moffo league? Relocating the franchise in a Baltimore Colts style middle of the night getaway?<\/p>\n

No one seemed to have the answers until we received this document from an anonymous source:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Well that explains everything.<\/p>\n

Good luck with your legal troubles, Hookers.\u00a0We hope you get everything worked out before the start of the BTSH season.<\/p>\n

Entity They Most Resemble (According to Rich Glanzer)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Entity:<\/strong>\u00a0USFL<\/em><\/p>\n

Much like the USFL, the Coorlears Hookers are a brand name. Something that was once feared, but no longer relevant.\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Before the pre-season I predicted them to win the championship (I never include the Elves in my predictions), but now seeing as they have no roster, I don’t see too much hope. Sure they will get a few wins, probably against the Anklebiters when Craig is on a bender and Joe’s left heel turned the wrong way a week prior, and maybe against Cobra Kai since Peter Lang is their goalie. But overall, its going to be a very long year for the team with no players.<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Despite repeated requests to Jason Eitel, Joshua Sadlier-Brown and former Captain Peter Prutka we received no roster from the Hookers. Was it a media blackout? Were they withdrawing from BTSH to ensure continued Bullmoose dominance in the Moffo league? Relocating the franchise in a Baltimore Colts style middle of the night getaway? No one seemed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":529,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2012-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/529"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5357"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5383,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5357\/revisions\/5383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}