{"id":5556,"date":"2012-04-26T13:53:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T17:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=5556"},"modified":"2012-04-26T13:53:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T17:53:19","slug":"meet-the-best-damn-news-team-in-hockey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/meet-the-best-damn-news-team-in-hockey\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet the Best Damn News Team in Hockey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not only is hockey a team game, covering hockey is a team game as well. And the ORG is following in the illustrious tradition of our former editors-in-chief and recruiting some of BTSH\u2019s best and brightest to help us out with game previews for the rest of the season. Here\u2019s your chance to meet the people who may be writing about you in the very near future:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Rich-Eli.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5558 aligncenter\" title=\"Rich &amp; Eli\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Rich-Eli.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Rich-Eli.jpg 257w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Rich-Eli-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RICH GLANZER \u2013 a shy and retiring fellow who decided to try his hand at writing in an effort to get to know more people in the league. Rich is the BTSH version of Zelig, He appears in almost every league photograph but is bizarrely unnoticed by those around him. In an effort to raise his profile with his fellow hockey players, we have enlisted Rich to be this year\u2019s Poutine Machine beat correspondent.<\/p>\n<p>ELI KAZIN \u2013 just when he thought he was out, we pull him back in.\u00a0 After being banned from Farmville for life, Eli was looking for something to do online. There is no truth to the rumor that Eli went begging to Adriano to get his old job back. Mainly because that rumor was started by either me or Kamdyn Moore (and we\u2019re both notorious liars). \u00a0Eli will be working the Fresh kills beat this year.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/monica-Youpi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5559\" title=\"monica &amp; Youpi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/monica-Youpi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/monica-Youpi.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/monica-Youpi-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>MONICA RUSSO \u2013 Monica was the best and funniest guest writer on BTSH.org last year.\u00a0 I know this because Monica reread her writeups from last year and told me \u201cI\u2019m the best and funniest.\u201d\u00a0 Monica is not a shameless self promoter like that jerk Corey Winters so we assume this is true. Monica will be a reporter at large covering various teams around the league.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Bill-Tucker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5560\" title=\"Bill Tucker\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Bill-Tucker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Bill-Tucker.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Bill-Tucker-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>BILL TUCKER \u2013 Bill offered to create a BTSH podcast for us but when he realized the potential audience was even smaller than the Devils fanbase he decided to stick to \u00a0\u201cprint journalism\u201d instead.\u00a0 Since Bill also seems to be the substitute goalie of choice for half the league, we expect him to deliver more than his fair share of scoops. Bill has yet to settle on a final assignment.<\/p>\n<p>Look for these crusading journos to make their debut in this weeks game previews post.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re delighted to welcome them all aboard. Especially since it gives us more time to investigate the growing Bratta corruption scandal.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck, team!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only is hockey a team game, covering hockey is a team game as well. And the ORG is following in the illustrious tradition of our former editors-in-chief and recruiting some of BTSH\u2019s best and brightest to help us out with game previews for the rest of the season. 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