{"id":56,"date":"2006-04-25T03:22:54","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T08:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/04\/25\/week-3-report\/"},"modified":"2006-06-04T12:43:12","modified_gmt":"2006-06-04T17:43:12","slug":"week-3-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-3-report\/","title":{"rendered":"week 3 report"},"content":{"rendered":"

*scores<\/strong>
\ntheme:\u00c2\u00a0 ben and jerry’s free cone day, today, 4\/25!\u00c2\u00a0 if you hate free ice cream, the terrorists win!
\nfresh kills chunkied the monkey out of pfr, 5-3
\ng’anklebiters put a cherry on bad touch, 4-1
\nlbs ‘creamed tuques, 7-5
\nsquirrels got filthy, 2-1 – not ice cream related, but i couldn’t help myself
\nwtp took a new york superfudge chunk out of rehabs, 5-4
\nunis banana split with demons, 2-2 tie
\ndark rainbows put rainbow sprinkles on henry motion, 6-1?\u00c2\u00a0 we’re working on that.
\nmath gave heart disease to mso, 7-3<\/p>\n

*week 3 faq<\/strong>
\n-it was so rainy in the morning!\u00c2\u00a0 are games ever cancelled due to weather?
\nnot s’much.\u00c2\u00a0 if it’s raining, just prepare–\u00c2\u00a0 bring a garbage bag to cover your hockey bag with, a set of dry clothes, an umbrella, etc.\u00c2\u00a0 now, if there’s a seriously weather emergency, the kind that makes you tape up your windows and buy bottled water, we’ll talk about cancelling.\u00c2\u00a0 until then, game on.<\/p>\n

*standings<\/strong>
\nbob’s got it on lockdown in the standings section.\u00c2\u00a0 my work here is done.<\/p>\n

*next week
\n<\/strong>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 WEEK 4:\u00c2\u00a0 4\/30\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Henry Motion vs. Filthy Gorgeous
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0The Tuques vs. Mathematics
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mexican Standoff vs. Gouging Anklebiters
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Rehabs vs. Pork Fried Rice
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mighty Squirrels vs. Unicorns
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Denim Demons vs. What The Puck
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Fresh Kills vs. Dark Rainbows
\n4:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Bad Touch vs. LBS<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\nwith input from jon rehabs and lessy fk.\u00c2\u00a0 thenx dudes!
\nkudos:
\n-bob vs bottles
\nbob and his broom were ready for some broken glass on the court before the bottles were even broken.\u00c2\u00a0 and you wonder why i have no worries about leaving hockey in his hands.
\n-happy lessy
\njeff writes me that the mighty squirrels\/filthy gorgeous game “was close throughout and both teams were well behaved and they played hockey the way it should be played in BTSH.”\u00c2\u00a0 it’s not just heartwarming, it’s adorable.
\n-pfr f’d
\npfr lost?\u00c2\u00a0 it’s christmas in april!\u00c2\u00a0 and you guys should ask santa for better attendance!<\/p>\n

gasface:
\n-missing my second-to-last week of hockey
\nat least i’ll get to drive by next week on my way out of the city.\u00c2\u00a0 but just in case anyone asks me where the first aid kit is or complains about a ref, i’m leaving the rental car engine running.
\n-tied games
\nare tied for being both lame and stupid.\u00c2\u00a0 what can you do.
\n-jersey confusion
\nif your team has a color, get a shirt in that color.\u00c2\u00a0 not in that color’s family, or in it’s “season,” or in a color that has one of the same letter’s as your team color, but IN YOUR TEAM COLOR.\u00c2\u00a0 for the english and canadian people out there, COLOUR.\u00c2\u00a0 i said good day!<\/p>\n

*listings<\/strong>
\n-from me:
\nmy second to last night in nyc!\u00c2\u00a0 no joke!<\/p>\n

i-am-leaving-and-if-you-don’t-come-say-goodbye-i-will-jewish-guilt-you-to-death party
\n*next friday, 4\/28
\n*10 pm
\n*crocodile lounge, http:\/\/www.newyorkmetro.com\/listings\/bar\/crocodile-lounge\/
\nit’s on 14th between 1st and 2nd, north side of the st (former home of the cellar)
\nit’s one of those bars where you get a free pizza with every beer, plus there’s skee-ball, so this is the closest thing to chuckee cheese this side of the atlantic center.\u00c2\u00a0 the person who comes in a foam suit dressed as any mascot drinks for free, i promise.<\/p>\n

-from rebecca ex-henry motion:
\nso. i’m looking to visit nyc this summer, at a couple of different times.<\/p>\n

in the interest of not wearing out my couch welcome with any particular person\/people, i want to
\nsee if any of you\u00cb\u0153or any of your other nyc friends\u00cb\u0153are going to be out of town during any of the
\nweeks belowmentioned.<\/p>\n

i would be willing to pay you\/them in exchange for staying at their apt. i also like cats, and am
\ngood at feeding them; same goes for plants.<\/p>\n

the weeks i was thinking of coming are:
\njune 19-24ish
\njuly 24-30ish
\naug 7-13ish<\/p>\n

as you can tell by my ishes, things aren’t so set in stone vis a vis comings and goings.
\nso. let me know.\u00c2\u00a0 rebeccaonion at yahoo dot com<\/p>\n

-double listing from abby dd:<\/p>\n

1.
\nhttp:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/brk\/roo\/154053466.html
\nProfessional couple seeks a third to share our 2900 sqft loft. Renovated two years ago, with high ceilings, hardwood floors, exposed brick, lots of light. Digital cable\/huge TV, wireless internet, new appliances.<\/p>\n

Looking for someone until next April, with the option to continue after. No cats\/dogs, smokers.
\n2 blocks from the R\/M at Prospect Ave, 5 blocks from the F at 4th Ave.\/9th St. Water included, electricity, gas, Time Warner not included.<\/p>\n

2:
\nThis year I’m participating in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in October. My fundraising goal is $2500 and you can go http:\/\/walk.avonfoundation.org\/site\/TR?pg=personal&fr_id=1230&px=2227668″>here<\/a> to donate and here<\/a> to buy apparel and other fun stuff! Support a good cause and breasts!<\/p>\n

sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*scores theme:\u00c2\u00a0 ben and jerry’s free cone day, today, 4\/25!\u00c2\u00a0 if you hate free ice cream, the terrorists win! fresh kills chunkied the monkey out of pfr, 5-3 g’anklebiters put a cherry on bad touch, 4-1 lbs ‘creamed tuques, 7-5 squirrels got filthy, 2-1 – not ice cream related, but i couldn’t help myself wtp […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","category-weekly-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}