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<\/a><\/p>\n#2 LBS, Inc. 3, #9 Unicorns 2 (2OT-SO)<\/strong> #3 Corlears Hookers 8, #6 Dark Rainbows 0<\/strong> #10 Fresh Kills 4, #1 What The Puck 3 (2OT)<\/strong> #4 Filthy Gorgeous 3, #5 Denim Demons 0<\/strong> Happy Little Elves 5, Bad Touch 4 (2OT)<\/strong> Tuques 3, Mighty Squirrels 2 (OT)<\/strong> Rehabs “Defeat” Sky Fighters Via Forfeit Mexican Standoff 3, Gouging Anklebiters 2<\/strong> Cobra Kai 9, Mathematics 0 <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Captains’ Commendations:<\/strong><\/p>\n Bad Touch:<\/strong> Jonathan Hanson<\/em> is a legend in the world of Bad Touch and came out of retirement to play\u00a0goalie. Business As Usual For LBS, Inc. #2 LBS, Inc. 3, #9 Unicorns 2 (2OT-SO) LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris, “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin Unicorns: Courtney, Jesse Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 2-1 in three rounds.\u00a0 Successful attempts by Sam Anthony (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS),\u00a0and Jesse (UNI). #3 Corlears Hookers 8, #6 Dark Rainbows 0 Corlears Hookers: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[10,310,94],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores","tag-2008-season","tag-box-scores","tag-lbs-inc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nLBS, Inc.: <\/em>Jason Bogdaneris, “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin
\nUnicorns:<\/em> Courtney, Jesse
\nShootout: <\/em>LBS, Inc. wins 2-1 in three rounds.\u00a0 Successful attempts by Sam Anthony (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS),\u00a0and Jesse (UNI).<\/p>\n
\nCorlears Hookers: <\/em>Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 3, Josh Sadlier-Brown 2, Jason Eitel, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney,\u00a0Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
\nShutout:<\/em> Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson<\/p>\n
\nFresh Kills: <\/em>Dave Sokolyansky 3, Alicia Walker
\nWhat The Puck: <\/em>Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
\nGame Notes: <\/em>Winters scored the tying goal with 30 seconds remaining in regulation to force overtime.\u00a0 Sokolyansky scored the game-winning goal in double overtime.<\/p>\n
\nFilthy Gorgeous: <\/em>Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Matt Novick, Dan Owens
\nShutout:<\/em> Dan Owens
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Yes, you read that correctly…Filthy Gorgeous goalie Dan Owens scored an empty net goal.<\/p>\n
\nHappy Little Elves: <\/em>Demetri Adrahtas 2, Garrett Carrino, Rob Muggeo, Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
\nBad Touch:<\/em> Martin Olson 3, Mark Anderson
\nGame Notes: <\/em>Anderson scored the game-tying goal late in the second half of regulation.\u00a0 Carrino scored the game-winner with forty-five seconds remaining in the second overtime period.<\/p>\n
\nTuques: <\/em>Alfred Liu, Zoe Markwick, Sarah Moore
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/em> Jason “Cheek” Cheek, Jesse Kalb
\nGame Notes: <\/em>After\u00a0both teams were\u00a0scoreless in the second half, Markwick scored the overtime winner for the Tuques.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Game Notes: <\/em>With Amy Lott and Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka both injured, the Sky Fighters were forced to forfeit due to a lack of attendance.<\/p>\n
\nMexican Standoff: <\/em>Gary Cohen 2, Len Guinto
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/em> Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri 2<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Cobra Kai: <\/em>Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem Garavito 3, Ray “Domino” Chan, Morgan “Secretary of Defense” Doninger, Becky Pear
\nShutout:<\/em> Paul “P.J.” Lopez\u00a0<\/p>\n
\nCobra Kai:<\/strong> Becky Pear<\/em> had a lot of assists.
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/strong> Noelle Safar’s<\/em> tenacious forechecking and playmaking set the tone for the game.
\nDenim Demons:<\/strong> “Ana [Hurka-Robles]<\/em>, Lena [Moy-Borgen]<\/em>, and Abby [Meisterman]<\/em> were the only girls there and they ran through a wall for us.” – “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/strong> Dan Owens<\/em> recorded a shutout and scored an empty net goal.
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/strong> “Ours goes to Demetri [Adrahtas]’s knee<\/em>.\u00a0 I know I’m not supposed to give it to Demetri, because he scored.” – Ben Chadwick
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/strong> “Tommy [Capatosta]<\/em> gives good colonic.” – Sascha Puritz
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/strong> “Bueller…Bueller…<\/em>” – Rachel “A-Korn” Greene
\nTuques:<\/strong> Gabe Wilson<\/em> was awesome on offense and defense.
\nUnicorns:<\/strong> John Mark<\/em> was great on defense.
\nWhat The Puck:<\/strong> Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz<\/em> was awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"