{"id":62,"date":"2006-05-03T02:16:24","date_gmt":"2006-05-03T07:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/05\/03\/week-4-report\/"},"modified":"2006-06-04T12:43:59","modified_gmt":"2006-06-04T17:43:59","slug":"week-4-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-4-report\/","title":{"rendered":"week 4 report"},"content":{"rendered":"

*scores<\/strong>
\ntheme: may day
\nfilthy gorgeous wrapped ribbons ’round h’motion, 4-1
\nmath stood united with tuques, 6-1
\nmso signaled their crash landing to ‘biteres, 3-2
\npfr may’d the day of rehabs, 5-1
\nunicorns clogged union square with msq, 5-4
\nwhat the puck protested demons, 3-2
\ndark rainbows were distracted by the lack of busboys and fresh kills, 5-4 in OT
\nlbs worked bad touch, 10-0<\/p>\n

*week 4 faq<\/strong>
\n-i thought you said you were driving by on yr way out?
\ni wanted to, but when yr packing a rental suv with most of your belongings by yourself, time does fly.\u00c2\u00a0 sorry guys.\u00c2\u00a0 i’ll try and come by a sunday in june tho.\u00c2\u00a0 if i don’t have to pack anything.<\/p>\n

*standings<\/strong>
\nbob’s got it on lockdown at http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/schedule\/hockey-links\/, soon to be updated.<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nWEEK 5:\u00c2\u00a0 5\/7\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Fresh Kills vs. The Tuques
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0What The Puck vs. Mexican Standoff
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0LBS vs. Denim Demons
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Bad Touch vs. Unicorns
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mathematics vs. Filthy Gorgeous
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mighty Squirrels vs. Henry Motion
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Gouging Anklebiters vs. Rehabs
\n4:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Pork Fried Rice vs. Dark Rainbows<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\nwith input from bob w, alicia fk, haanwa mso, and schuie gab.\u00c2\u00a0 thenx dudes!
\nkudos:
\n-nick mso for being reponsibile for of our first punished public pee
\nnot only did he get a summons for public urination, the cop that busted him was albino!\u00c2\u00a0 in a park with no bathrooms, you’d think the law would turn an al-blind-o eye, but no.
\n-reffing positivity
\nschuie said that he got an unsolicited reffing compliment on sunday for a game he wasn’t even reffing.\u00c2\u00a0 feeling the love!
\n-4 injury free weeks
\nall acls, retinas, and ankles remain totally intact so far.\u00c2\u00a0 knock on wood.\u00c2\u00a0 but not too hard.<\/p>\n

gasface:
\n-whichever cocksmoker gave amy baker a black eye when he pushed her out of the way to score a goal
\nyou heard me.\u00c2\u00a0 who did that?\u00c2\u00a0 and then refused to even apologize when she called you on it?\u00c2\u00a0 are you for real?\u00c2\u00a0 are you aware that i’m currently in a state where concealed weapons are legal?\u00c2\u00a0 do you want me to put live free or die to the test?\u00c2\u00a0 didn’t think so.
\n-mexican stand-off’s private party
\npublic park, kids.\u00c2\u00a0 no dice.\u00c2\u00a0 don’t bring in treats unless you’re prepared to share with the rest of the class.
\n-no pat, no peace
\nwhen the equipment manager can’t show, we all suffer.<\/p>\n

*new and improved!\u00c2\u00a0 registraiton is coming back!<\/strong>
\njust fyi,
\n-there are face-off dots at corlears.\u00c2\u00a0 nice!
\n-rosters are now open, so cap’ns, check your inboxes later this week for details, and the page should be up and running later this week.
\n*lost and found<\/strong>
\nfrom holly ann tuques:
\ndid anyone report a found tuques jersey on sunday? (yellow, size youth large, probably smelly?) mine seems to have disappeared.\u00c2\u00a0 write holly at unfussyfood dot com<\/p>\n

sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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