{"id":637,"date":"2008-10-20T21:58:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T02:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=637"},"modified":"2008-10-20T21:58:42","modified_gmt":"2008-10-21T02:58:42","slug":"semifinals-box-scores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/semifinals-box-scores\/","title":{"rendered":"Semifinals Box Scores"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fresh Kills Marches Into The Championship Game<\/h4>\n

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#10 Fresh Kills 3, #2 LBS, Inc. 1
\n<\/strong>Fresh Kills:<\/em> Ariel Imas, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Mike Sokolyansky
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Dustin Shutes
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Imas broke a 1-1 tie with 20 minutes remaining in regulation.<\/p>\n

#3 Corlears Hookers 4, #4 Filthy Gorgeous 2<\/strong>
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/em> Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2, Albert “Al” Huang, Noelle Safar
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/em> Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Jonathan Rick
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Olson’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 15 minutes remaining in regulation.<\/p>\n

What The Puck 5, Denim Demons 1<\/strong>
\nWhat The Puck:<\/em> Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
\nDenim Demons:<\/em> Emily Carson<\/p>\n

Unicorns 3, Dark Rainbows 1<\/strong>
\nUnicorns:<\/em> Chris 3
\nDark Rainbows:<\/em> Sean Reynolds<\/p>\n

Mathematics 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2<\/strong>
\nMathematics:<\/em> Adam Langer 2, Andy Pratt 2, Amy Anderla
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/em> Phil “Sandy” Donohue, Peter “Geech” Prohaska<\/p>\n

Rehabs 2, Mighty Squirrels 0<\/strong>
\nRehabs:<\/em> Sal Malguarnera, Bryan “Stork” Welch
\nShutout:<\/em> “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)<\/p>\n

Cobra Kai 6, Sky Fighters 2<\/strong>
\nCobra Kai:<\/em> Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 2, Mariko Nakatani
\nSky Fighters:<\/em> Imraan Farukhi, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker<\/a>
\nGame Notes:<\/em> The Sky Fighters played the entire game with only six players and no official goalie.<\/p>\n

Bad Touch 3, Mexican Standoff 2<\/strong>
\nBad Touch:<\/em> Eric Devlin 2, Greg Kellerman
\nMexican Standoff:<\/em> Karey Bakker, Len Guinto<\/p>\n

Tuques 2, Happy Little Elves 1<\/strong>
\nTuques:<\/em> Peter Wilson 2
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/em> Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos<\/p>\n

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Captains’ Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bad Touch:<\/strong> Joe Lops<\/em> had a “really sweet” assist.
\nCobra Kai:<\/strong> “Kudos to Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden]<\/em> for being our goalie…again.” – Enayet “Retail” Rasul
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/strong> “Jock Paul<\/em> and his cracked kneecap are back.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
\nDenim Demons:<\/strong> “Coach [Aaron Pagdon]<\/em> played well enough in his first game in goal to warrant another start in goal.” – Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/strong> “My whole team<\/em> won the hearts of the fans [Mexican Standoff].” – Monica Russo
\nFresh Kills:<\/strong> The defense<\/em> as a whole was great.
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/strong> “The Lady Elves<\/em> –\u00a0Melanie Pessin, Courtney McBride, Shoshana Rudnick, Doris Yeo, Alyssa Schwartz, and Nicole Depontbriand –\u00a0outnumbered our men today.\u00a0 No other team can match the devotion of these Elven Amazons.\u00a0 Oh, and also a shout out to Colin Powell<\/em>.” – Ben Chadwick
\nMathematics:<\/strong> “Derek Tagliarino was amazing in net, but I’d like to see Mungo [Rob Gorden]<\/em> get three commendations in the same week. So even though he had no influence on this game, I’m going with him.” – Derek Tagliarino
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/strong> “It’s Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden]<\/em>” – Ass Captain Marie Marberg
\nRehabs:<\/strong> Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez<\/em> ran like Usain Bolt.
\nSky Fighters:<\/strong> Lourdes Banez<\/em> was pretty fierce and was all over the court defending the goalieless goalpost.
\nTuques:<\/strong> Corey Long<\/em> played well.
\nUnicorns:<\/strong> Lindsay<\/em> was tough on defense.
\nWhat The Puck:<\/strong> Amy Farley<\/em> played shutdown defense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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