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*scores<\/strong> (these are from memory and not score sheets, so corrections are likely)
\ntheme: this is boston, not LA (semi-obscure, but topical)
\nhenry motion dropped out of preskool with fresh kills, 3-3 TIE
\npfr gave gang green to demons, 6-3
\nunis slammed wtp, 3-0
\nbad touch were unsafe at any speed for mso, 2-1 (OT?)
\nlbs made jerry’s kids out of biters, 6-2
\nrainbows emptied the skulls of math 5-3
\ntuques said f.u. to filthy, 2-1
\nrehabs explained this is winning, not losing to squirrels, 7-2<\/p>\n

*week 6 faq<\/strong>
\n-that registration form?
\ni’m sorry, i’m currently under water here in new hampshire.\u00c2\u00a0 ask alex.<\/p>\n

*word on the street<\/strong>
\nas official league mouthpiece, here’s a not-listing i’ve been asked to spread the word about:<\/p>\n

COME TO THE JOHNSONS’ SO THEY CAN WELCOME YOU ALREADY, DAMMIT
\nnot enough people hang out at the johnsons after games.\u00c2\u00a0 what gives?\u00c2\u00a0 yes, it smells, but so do we.\u00c2\u00a0 plus the beers are cheap, the music doesn’t suck, and the bartender is rad\/gives us free food (look for another free italian feast in june!).\u00c2\u00a0 oh, and did we mention you get a free drink with veggie dog next door at dash?\u00c2\u00a0 between the two establishments you can get fed, hydrated, and then possibly laid.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 there’s really no excuse.<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nWEEK 7:\u00c2\u00a0 5\/21\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Rehabs vs. Mexican Standoff
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Henry Motion vs. The Tuques
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Fresh Kills vs. Denim Demons
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Filthy Gorgeous vs. Gouging Anklebiters
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Bad Touch vs. Mighty Squirrels
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0What The Puck vs. Dark Rainbows
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Pork Fried Rice vs. Mathematics
\n4:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0LBS vs. Unicorns<\/p>\n

NO HOCKEY THE NEXT WEEK – MEMORIAL DAY (5\/28\/06)<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\n(i didn’t get s’much input, but thenx bob w and brendan h st)
\nkudos:
\n-the fk\/hm tie, aka, a win\/win brennifer bowl
\ni always find it amusing when couples on different teams play each other and fight, because i’m mean like that, but, since the brendan hm\/jenn fk showdown ended in a tie, peace reigned.\u00c2\u00a0 dammit.
\n-DR’s courtside mother’s day
\nall i’ve been told is that it was “really cute.”\u00c2\u00a0 well, duh.\u00c2\u00a0 but yay moms, rainbows and otherwise.
\n-mark mcunis reffing an OT game over playing
\nit’s always touching when this happens.\u00c2\u00a0 which is pretty much never.\u00c2\u00a0 viva mark!<\/p>\n

the lone gasface:
\n-rain
\ni spent saturday at a sheep and wool festival (don’t ask) in the pouring rain.\u00c2\u00a0 nothing like a festival to celebrate…damp wool.\u00c2\u00a0 the weather report has gone from wet to biblical. make it stop.<\/p>\n

*correction<\/strong>
\nbill tuques was not, as reported last week, hit in the crotch–\u00c2\u00a0 he was hit in the knee.\u00c2\u00a0 when i was told that he sustained a “lower body injury” (with quotes, just like that), i assumed the messenger was being coy.\u00c2\u00a0 i regret the error\/any undue attention to bill’s bikini area.<\/p>\n

*listings<\/strong>
\n-from alec friend o’btsh:
\nNew Yorker By Nature Tour Kick-off
\nThis summer, your school or civic group can build community outdoors. Yellow Arrow\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s text-message technology will record your ideas about outdoor design on a self-guided walking tour of Fort Greene. Then New Yorker by Nature’s team will help you apply them to your neighborhood. We’ll kick off with bargains on Brooklyn Brewery beers, SmartWater, and dessert, plus a raffle for outdoor treats like a season pass to Rooftop Films and a skating lesson. All ages can enjoy the swingset and new menu at the solar-powered Habana Outpost: Brooklyn. See newyorkerbynature.com and ecoeatery.com for details.<\/p>\n

@ Habana Outpost
\n757 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, NY
\nThursday, June 8, 8:00pm<\/p>\n

sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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