{"id":667,"date":"2008-10-25T11:15:24","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T16:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=667"},"modified":"2008-10-25T11:15:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T16:15:24","slug":"october-26th-consolation-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/october-26th-consolation-games\/","title":{"rendered":"October 26th Consolation Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>The Elves Are Taking This &#8220;Black Out&#8221; Thing A Little Too Far<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/elves1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-671 aligncenter\" title=\"Happy Little Elves\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/elves1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/elves1.jpg 866w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/elves1-300x286.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rehabs (11-6-1-1) vs. What The Puck (15-4-0-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 12:00 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>What The Puck leads 7-5<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>What The Puck player Celine Dujeux is questionable for this game after giving birth on Friday to a baby girl (Congratulations!).\u00a0 Now that Celine is no longer pregnant, Captain Larry &#8220;Mad Dog&#8221; Zimmer fully expects her to play.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mathematics (7-13) vs. Bad Touch (3-17-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 12:30 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Mathematics lead 3-1<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>These two teams combined for thirteen goals in their last meeting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cobra Kai (7-11-1-1) vs. Mexican Standoff (4-14-2-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears South, 12:30 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Mexican Standoff leads 3-1<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>One of the employees at the deli near Moffo told Denim Demons captain Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens that he thinks &#8220;Mexican Sandwich&#8221; is a great team name.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mighty Squirrels (7-10-3) vs. Denim Demons (12-5-2-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 12:45 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Denim Demons lead 4-0<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>The Squirrels are looking to snap a ten game losing streak.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gouging Anklebiters (4-16) vs. Happy Little Elves (2-16-1-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 1:15 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Gouging Anklebiters lead 1-0<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>Bad hockey.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LBS, Inc. (15-4-1) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (14-5-1)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears South, 1:15 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Filthy Gorgeous leads 2-1-1<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>Third place is up for grabs in this matchup of semi-final losers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tuques (10-10) vs. Unicorns (12-6-0-2)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 1:30 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Unicorns lead 9-0<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong>With a win, the Tuques can finish the season with a winning record for the first time in team history.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dark Rainbows (12-7-1) vs. Sky Fighters (11-8)<br \/>\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 2:00 PM<br \/>\n<strong>All-Time Series: <\/strong>Tied 2-2<br \/>\n<strong>Game Notes: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/chris.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Chris &#8220;Big Sexy&#8221; Shumaker<\/a> plans to attack Rainbows captain Sean Reynolds directly after the opening whistle&#8230;then claim it was a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Elves Are Taking This &#8220;Black Out&#8221; Thing A Little Too Far Rehabs (11-6-1-1) vs. What The Puck (15-4-0-1) Location: Moffo, 12:00 PM All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 7-5 Game Notes: What The Puck player Celine Dujeux is questionable for this game after giving birth on Friday to a baby girl (Congratulations!).\u00a0 Now that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[10,30,308],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-happy-little-elves","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":672,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}