{"id":673,"date":"2008-10-27T16:25:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T21:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=673"},"modified":"2008-10-27T16:28:26","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T21:28:26","slug":"championship-game-box-scores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/championship-game-box-scores\/","title":{"rendered":"Championship Game Box Scores"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Congratulations Fresh Kills, 2008 BTSH Champions!<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/freshkillswin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-676 aligncenter\" title=\"Fresh Kills\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/freshkillswin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/freshkillswin.jpg 1143w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/freshkillswin-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>That&#8217;s The Fucking Way!<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>CORLEARS HOOK PARK &#8211; Staring at a two-goal deficit early in the second half, veteran laden Fresh Kills didn&#8217;t blink.\u00a0 Twenty minutes later, they were celebrating their first championship in team history, courtesy of a 3-2 victory against the Corlears Hookers, who lost in the championship game for the second consecutive season.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hollywood&#8221; Jeff Lesser, who was a member of Fresh Kills squads that had lost in the championship game in 2002 and 2003, started the comeback by knocking in a loose ball in front of the net following a booming inbound shot from co-captain Kevin &#8220;The Planet&#8221; Foster.\u00a0 Seven minutes later, Ariel Imas knotted the game at two with a wrist shot from ten feet out off of a pinpoint pass from Bob &#8220;Olmec&#8221; Weyersberg.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>For the next ten minutes,\u00a0goaltenders Dave Gil de Rubio of Fresh Kills and Chris Beauvois of the Corlears Hookers put on a show as both denied numerous golden scoring chances.\u00a0 With just under a minute remaining in regulation, a scramble in front of the Corlears Hookers net saw three Fresh Kills attackers descend on a loose ball.\u00a0 Heidi &#8220;The Maple Leaf Muscle&#8221; Karst and Eugene Rha\u00a0both took swipes at it, but\u00a0it was\u00a0finally put in by Joe Tamburo.\u00a0 The Hookers pulled Beauvois for an extra attacker in the final seconds, but Gil de Rubio and a staunch Fresh Kills defense turned away their last rush, setting off a wild celebration on the Fresh Kills sideline.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t single out anyone on this team, but we had three players change their plans just to be here today,&#8221; Foster said. &#8220;Ariel [Imas] flew back from Florida, Jeff [Goldberg] changed his flight plans for a speaking engagement in Georgia, and Eugene [Rha] pushed back a move.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like his Cinderella team, which finished the regular season with a .500 record and entered the playoffs seeded 10th, Foster also completed a storybook rise to the top.\u00a0 If it weren&#8217;t for a phenomenal try out that was part of former captain Lesser&#8217;s requirement for joining the team, Foster might have been wearing a color other than\u00a0periwinkle blue on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Gavin\u00a0&#8220;Dutch&#8217;s Brother&#8221; Kearney opened the scoring for the Corlears Hookers, burying a rebound off a Jock Paul shot midway through the first half.\u00a0 The Hookers, who were missing the services of Jason Eitel, Josh Sadlier-Brown, and Dustin &#8220;Fake Dutch&#8217;s Brother&#8221; Olson due to Olson&#8217;s wedding in Mexico, extended the lead to two goals on Peter &#8220;Purple Rain&#8221; Putka&#8217;s shot on an inbounds play three minutes into the second half.<\/p>\n<p>Box Score:<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 1 2 Total<br \/>\n#10 Fresh Kills\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 0 3\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a03\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Final<br \/>\n#3 Corlears Hookers 1 1\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a02<\/p>\n<p>First Half:<br \/>\nCorlears Hookers &#8211; 9:10, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/gavinscores.wmv\" target=\"_blank\">Gavin &#8220;Dutch&#8217;s Brother&#8221; Kearney<\/a> (Jock Paul)<\/p>\n<p>Second Half:<br \/>\nCorlears Hookers &#8211; 3:15, Peter &#8220;Purple Rain&#8221; Putka (unassisted)<br \/>\nFresh Kills &#8211; 6:05, &#8220;Hollywood&#8221; Jeff Lesser (Caroline Currie, Kevin &#8220;The Planet&#8221; Foster)<br \/>\nFresh Kills &#8211; 13:15, Ariel Imas (Bob &#8220;Olmec&#8221; Weyersberg)<br \/>\nFresh Kills &#8211; 24:10, Joe Tamburo (Eugene Rha, Heidi &#8220;The Maple Leaf Muscle&#8221; Karst)<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>Filthy Gorgeous 4, LBS, Inc. 3<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Filthy Gorgeous:<\/em> Matthew Workman 2, Becky Antar, Dana Kravis<br \/>\n<em>LBS, Inc.:<\/em> Tommy Capatosta 2, &#8220;The Alpha Male&#8221; Ken Poulin<br \/>\n<em>Game Notes:<\/em> Antar scored the game-winning goal with two minutes remaining in regulation to cap off Filthy Gorgeous&#8217;\u00a0comeback from a 3-0 halftime deficit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mathematics 3, Bad Touch 2<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Mathematics:<\/em> Adam Langer, Derek Tagliarino, Harmon Walsh<br \/>\n<em>Bad Touch:<\/em> Greg Kellerman, Meghan Peterson<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cobra Kai 5, Mexican Standoff 4 (OT)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Cobra Kai:<\/em> Adriano &#8220;Muscles Marinara&#8221; Bratta 2, Rem &#8220;Canadian Strongman&#8221; Garavito 2, Mariko Nakatani<br \/>\n<em>Mexican Standoff:<\/em> Ben Bloom 3, Jason &#8220;The Hamburglar&#8221; Rosenstock<br \/>\n<em>Game Notes:<\/em> Garavito scored the game-winning goal in overtime.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What The Puck 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>What The Puck:<\/em> Michelle Doucet<br \/>\n<em>Rehabs:<\/em> Bryan &#8220;Stork&#8221; Welch<br \/>\n<em>Shootout:<\/em> What The Puck wins, 1-0.\u00a0 Successful attempt by Corey &#8220;Chongo&#8221; Winters.<br \/>\n<em>Game Notes:<\/em> Doucet scored the game tying goal with ten seconds left in regulation to force overtime.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gouging Anklebiters 8, Happy Little Elves 1<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Gouging Anklebiters:<\/em> Phil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue 4, Charles DeFranco, Eric &#8220;El Guapo&#8221; DiPierri, Alex Owen, Matt Tsiang<br \/>\n<em>Happy Little Elves:<\/em> Brian Ferry<\/p>\n<p><strong>Denim Demons 3, Mighty Squirrels 1<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Denim Demons:<\/em> Micael Holmstrom, Pete Matlin, Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens<br \/>\n<em>Mighty Squirrels:<\/em> Arthur &#8220;Lil&#8217; Weezy&#8221; Revechkis<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unicorns 2, Tuques 0<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Unicorns:<\/em> John Mark, Ryan<br \/>\n<em>Shutout:<\/em> Craig &#8220;Ug&#8221; LaCombe<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dark Rainbows 5, Sky Fighters 2<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Dark Rainbows:<\/em> Trevor &#8220;White Jesus&#8221; Tyrrell 3, P.T. Walkley, Josh Wilson<br \/>\n<em>Sky Fighters:<\/em> Imraan Farukhi, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/chris.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Chris &#8220;Big Sexy&#8221; Shumaker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>Captains&#8217; Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bad Touch:<\/strong> <em>Jennifer Nedbalsky<\/em>\u00a0made it to the last game of the season.<br \/>\n<strong>Cobra Kai:<\/strong> <em>Greg &#8220;Lysol&#8221; Altman<\/em> subbed in goal with minimal padding.<br \/>\n<strong>Dark Rainbows:<\/strong> <em>John Meyer<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Denim Demons:<\/strong> &#8220;The <em>2008 Denim Demons<\/em> had an awesome season&#8230;and <em>Bell<\/em>, the Parks Department employee, found and returned Danny&#8217;s grandfather&#8217;s wallet from Corlears.&#8221; &#8211; Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens<br \/>\n<strong>Filthy Gorgeous:<\/strong> <em>Monica Russo&#8217;s mom<\/em> brought sandwiches.<br \/>\n<strong>Gouging Anklebiters:<\/strong> <em>Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton<\/em> assisted on many goals.<br \/>\n<strong>Happy Little Elves:<\/strong> &#8220;<em>Shoshana [Rudnick]<\/em> made the boys look like pussies.&#8221; &#8211; Rob &#8220;Gnarls&#8221; Nitschke<br \/>\n<strong>LBS, Inc.:<\/strong> &#8220;<em>Jason [Bogdaneris]<\/em> is so tough, he didn&#8217;t wear shoulder pads.&#8221; &#8211; Sascha Puritz<br \/>\n<strong>Mathematics:<\/strong> <em>Harmon Walsh<\/em> has continued in the tradition of Sharif &#8220;The Chocolate Buzzsaw&#8221; Corinaldi by playing multiple games without a shirt.<br \/>\n<strong>Rehabs:<\/strong> &#8220;Blessings and high hopes to next season&#8217;s captain, <em>Meredith [Danberg-Ficarelli]<\/em>.&#8221; &#8211; Bryan &#8220;Stork&#8221; Welch<br \/>\n<strong>Sky Fighters:<\/strong> <em>Amy Lott<\/em> was omnipresent.<br \/>\n<strong>Unicorns:<\/strong> &#8220;<em>Amy<\/em> played really good.&#8221; &#8211; Christian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations Fresh Kills, 2008 BTSH Champions! That&#8217;s The Fucking Way!\u00a0 CORLEARS HOOK PARK &#8211; Staring at a two-goal deficit early in the second half, veteran laden Fresh Kills didn&#8217;t blink.\u00a0 Twenty minutes later, they were celebrating their first championship in team history, courtesy of a 3-2 victory against the Corlears Hookers, who lost in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[10,310,27],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores","tag-2008-season","tag-box-scores","tag-fresh-kills"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":681,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions\/681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}