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*scores<\/strong>
\ntheme: the writing of these emails
\nbad touch typo’d scores for rehabs, 3-2
\ntuques cut’n’pasted listings on squirrels, 4-3 in OT
\npfr tried to remember who didn’t pay their regsitration fee to unis, 2-0
\nmath grasped for gasface\/kudos about fresh kills, 6-3
\nrainbows edited listing email addresses of lazy mso, 4-0
\ndemons promoted ed’s charity tournament to filthy, 4-1
\nlbs offended motion, 11-2 (?\u00c2\u00a0 the score sheet just said “mercy.”\u00c2\u00a0 owch!)
\nwtp forgot about biters, 4-2<\/p>\n

*week 8 faq<\/strong>
\n-these used to be sent out sunday, and now monday or tuesday.\u00c2\u00a0 what gives?
\n1, i’m not there to gather scores, so i gotta wait on one of my helpful elves (thenx ZY!).\u00c2\u00a0 2, score corrections and lost\/found stuff takes time to trickle in, and 3, i’m in the woods, dammit.\u00c2\u00a0 deal.<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nWEEK 9:\u00c2\u00a0 6\/11\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mathematics vs. Bad Touch
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Rehabs vs. Henry Motion
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0LBS vs. What The Puck
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mexican Standoff vs. Unicorns
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Dark Rainbows vs. The Tuques
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Pork Fried Rice vs. Gouging Anklebiters
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Filthy Gorgeous vs. Fresh Kills
\n4:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mighty Squirrels vs. Denim Demons
\n6:00\u00c2\u00a0 FREE FOOD AT THE JOHNSONS (MAYBE)<\/p>\n

ya heard me–\u00c2\u00a0 pizza, pasta salad, breadstuffs, plus co-ed wet t-shirt contests and other devious events from the minds of sasha lbs and phil biters, iffn this whole thing really comes together.\u00c2\u00a0 to be confirmed soon, but hey, show up at the johnsons either way.\u00c2\u00a0 win\/win sitch.<\/p>\n

*found and found<\/strong>
\n-from dave tuques:
\nI found two sweatshirts at Moffo after I closed it up about 3 or 4 weeks ago – one is black\u00c2\u00a0 and the other is red, both have hoods.\u00c2\u00a0 if they’re yours, write david_ladanyi at yahoo dot com<\/p>\n

-from christian unis:
\nfound at corlear’s, yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 a newish yet stinky pair of Easton hockey gloves.\u00c2\u00a0 write cgs1 at dec10 dot net<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\ngasface:
\n-btsh vs ballers
\nin the moments after beaning a basketball player in the back with a hockey ball, mayhaps one should say “are you ok? in favor of “give us back our ball!” (not that i know this for a fact, but it is an educated guess based on dealing with you people for 7 years).\u00c2\u00a0 thankfully moffo has a fence and btsh refs go above and beyond the call, thus keeping lbs and the sunday b ballers from killing each other.<\/p>\n

kudos:<\/strong>
\n-keepin it clean
\nevery week, the only kudos i get are about clean games.\u00c2\u00a0 this is good, i guess–\u00c2\u00a0 and big upps, rainbows and mso–\u00c2\u00a0 but can’t somebody barf on the sidelines, or eat a whole pizza, or accidentally poop themselves on the court?\u00c2\u00a0 c’mon.\u00c2\u00a0 gimme something to work with.<\/p>\n

*listings<\/strong>
\n-from me!
\nSaturday June 17th
\n1:30pm “doors”
\n2 > 6 show
\nFree admission<\/p>\n

East River Music Project
\nin cooperation with NYC Parks & Recreation
\nand New York Noise
\npresents<\/p>\n

SATURDAY LOOKS GOOD TO ME
\nMOBIUS BAND
\nHUMAN TELEVISION
\nMENEGUAR<\/p>\n

East River Park Amphitheatre NYC
\njust south of the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side
\nsubway: F or JMZ to Essex \/ Delancey
\nan aerial view:\u00c2\u00a0 http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/95jmh<\/p>\n

Our next show will take place on Saturday, July 22nd, featuring Jonathan Kane’s February, Taiko Masala, Dragons of Zynth, and more TBA<\/p>\n

-from patrick filthy:
\nThis Wednesday, June 7th I will be performing at Bobby Tisdale & Eugene Mirman’s much-loved comedy show, Invite Them Up, at Rififi. There are three reason’s why you should consider going:<\/p>\n

1) I will be performing a tap-dancing comedy act with my friend Holly Schlessinger. We have been threatening to do a tap routine together, on stage, for years. This Wednesday we’re doing it.
\n2) After the show, a new episode of the Video Power Hour, a 1\/2 hour video shorts show put together by Matt Hall and myself will air. This new episode features videos from:
\nMartin Cjeka
\nPatrick Borelli
\nVimeo.com
\nJakob Lodwick
\nFrancine Spiegel
\nInterpol
\nMatt Hall
\nEric Brown
\nStephanie Mnookin
\nEliot Laurence
\nTarvis Watson
\nTakeshi Murata
\nAndrew Sloat
\nJon Benjamin
\nBill Buckendorf
\n3) It’s my birthday. Matt Hall is bringing a large amount of pot that we can all smoke off of Jon Benjamin’s lower back (not his ass).
\n@ Rififi, 332 EAST 11TH ST<\/p>\n

-from ed pfr.\u00c2\u00a0 c’mon!\u00c2\u00a0 preregister already!
\nOn Saturday June 10th, there will be a street hockey tournament with all proceeds going to the American Cancer Society.<\/p>\n

So here are the particulars:
\nWho:\u00c2\u00a0 Anyone over 18 who can play a clean, non-contact game of street hockey for a great cause.
\nWhat:\u00c2\u00a0 Street hockey tournament with a 3 game guarantee and possible playoff games.
\nWhen: Saturday June 10th, registration (signing a waiver and paying the entry fee) begins at 8:30am, the games will start at 9:30am sharp.\u00c2\u00a0 Expected ending time will be 4pm.
\nWhere: Tanahey Park\/Moffo rink in downtown Manhattan near Cherry and Catherine.
\nHow:\u00c2\u00a0 There will be 8 teams.\u00c2\u00a0 All players will be randomly assigned as they arrive to the 8 teams to ensure that there is an equal distribution of males, females and talent across the teams.\u00c2\u00a0 Within reason and with the consent of team captains, there will be trades permitted to allow friends to play with friends.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be two simultaneous games running, one in the hockey rink and one on the basketball courts adjacent to the rink.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be 2 divisions with 4 teams each and there will be three 40 minute games round-robin style per team.\u00c2\u00a0 This will be followed by a playoff game between the top teams from each division.\u00c2\u00a0 If time permits, there will be a semi-final playoff game preceding the finals.<\/p>\n

There is a $25 entry fee and that goes directly to the American Cancer Society.<\/p>\n

PLEASE PRE-REGISTER FOR THIS EVENT.\u00c2\u00a0 If you pre-register, you can show up as late as 9:30am and still be guaranteed to not miss any playing time.<\/p>\n

Here are the links to pre-register.\u00c2\u00a0 They are direct links to the American Cancer Society, so your tax receipt is issued immediately.\u00c2\u00a0 By pre-registering, you can also put your company name down in case they match donations.\u00c2\u00a0 Just remember pre-registration closes at 8:00am on June 10th.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0At that time the list will be taken to the rink and there will be a record of it when you show up.<\/p>\n

Pre-registration Method # 1:
\nhttp:\/\/main.acsevents.org\/site\/TR?px=1325605&pg=personal&fr_id=1010&et=SgwWh-hCp\\
\nYMeN2e_D4cbCg..&s_tafId=1010<\/p>\n

Pre-registration Method #2:
\nhttp:\/\/main.acsevents.org\/site\/TR?team_id=4770&pg=team&fr_id=1010&et=QxQXgr69ZjT\\
\nooTG5xOdvEQ..&s_tafId=1010<\/p>\n

Pre-registration Method #3:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/teamacs.acsevents.org\/<\/p>\n

Click on \u00e2\u20ac\u017eYour ACS Team Event\u00e2\u20ac\u00b0, click on \u00e2\u20ac\u017eDonate to Team ACS Participant\u00e2\u20ac\u00b0 and search under last name \u00e2\u20ac\u017eLau\u00e2\u20ac\u00b0. \u00c2\u00a0Please note that the date is incorrect (it\u00e2\u20ac\u0161s a webpage problem).<\/p>\n

A representative from the ACS will be there to collect the entry fee and hand out tax receipts for those who wish to pay on the day of the event.\u00c2\u00a0 A check or credit card info is preferred and can be made out to the American Cancer Society.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course you can feel free to donate more.<\/p>\n

Please keep in mind that this is a co-ed tournament with differing levels of skill.\u00c2\u00a0 The bottom line is that we will be playing for the American Cancer Society, not the Stanley Cup, so aggressive play will not be tolerated.<\/p>\n

As this tournament is round robin, you will need to bring a white and a black shirt.<\/p>\n

The first games will start at 9:30am sharp in order to get all of the games in within the permit times.\u00c2\u00a0 If you show up later, you will still be placed on a team, but you may have missed some playing time.<\/p>\n

If you are a goalie, there are only 8 spots available, so please contact Edward Lau (nigeltufnelny at hotmail dot com) or Liza Watts (wattsliza at yahoo dot com) to reserve a spot.\u00c2\u00a0 If you are a position player, just show up and we\u00e2\u20ac\u0161ll put you on a team.<\/p>\n

-from alec friend’btsh:
\nNew Yorker By Nature Tour Kick-off
\nThis summer, your school or civic group can build community outdoors. Yellow Arrow\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s text-message technology will record your ideas about outdoor design on a self-guided walking tour of Fort Greene. Then New Yorker by Nature’s team will help you apply them to your neighborhood. We’ll kick off with bargains on Brooklyn Brewery beers, SmartWater, and dessert, plus a raffle for outdoor treats like a season pass to Rooftop Films and a skating lesson. All ages can enjoy the swingset and new menu at the solar-powered Habana Outpost: Brooklyn. See newyorkerbynature.com and ecoeatery.com for details.<\/p>\n

@ Habana Outpost
\n757 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, NY
\nThursday, June 8, 8:00pm<\/p>\n

-from nat bad touch:
\nChristianScienceMinotaur play ROOFTOP FILMS!!!
\nSaturday, June 10th.\u00c2\u00a0 We\u00e2\u20ac\u0161re playing at 8 sharp, so don\u00e2\u20ac\u0161t be dull.
\n@ THE OLD AMERICAN CAN FACTORY
\nPark Slope\/Gowanus, Brooklyn:
\n232 3rd Street at the corner of 3rd Avenue
\ndirections: http:\/\/www.rooftopfilms.com\/directions.html<\/p>\n

and tonight\u00e2\u20ac\u0161s feature is\u00e2\u02c6\u2018
\nCZECH DREAM
\n“Czech Dream” follows two film students who used a state grant to promote the opening of an entirely fictitious big-box mega-market in a Prague field. The resulting scandal, alternately hilarious and discomfiting, illuminates the waking nightmare of consumerism in a country still adjusting to the strengths and pitfalls of the concept.”
\nEddie Cockrell, Variety 12th July ’04<\/p>\n

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