{"id":697,"date":"2009-03-24T11:30:26","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T16:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=697"},"modified":"2009-07-21T22:42:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T03:42:41","slug":"season-preview-filthy-gorgeous-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-filthy-gorgeous-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Oh, That&#8217;s Filthy!<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/filthyg2009.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-966 aligncenter\" title=\"Simply Filthy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/filthyg2009.jpg\" alt=\"Simply Filthy\" width=\"450\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/filthyg2009.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/filthyg2009-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Color<\/strong>: Navy Blue<br \/>\n<strong>Year Founded<\/strong>: 2006<br \/>\n<strong>2008 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 12-4-1 (4th place)<br \/>\n<strong>2008 Playoff Result<\/strong>:\u00a0Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals<br \/>\n<strong>Division<\/strong>: Woodsworth<br \/>\n<strong>2009 Marketing Slogan<\/strong>: &#8220;Going from ashy to classy.&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Key Additions<\/strong>: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent)<br \/>\n<strong>Key Losses<\/strong>: Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After two mediocre seasons in 2006 and 2007, Filthy Gorgeous took a giant leap forward in 2008.\u00a0 Spurred on by a fourth place finish in the regular season standings, Filthy advanced to the semifinals of the playoffs for the first time in the\u00a0franchise&#8217;s short history.<\/p>\n<p>The team boasts one of the most balanced and deepest attacks in the league, as\u00a0it finished second in scoring last season, despite having no players with more than 10 goals.\u00a0 Additionally, there is finally some stability between the pipes, as this\u00a0will be\u00a0the first\u00a0year that Filthy has not had to find a new goalie.\u00a0\u00a0Last season&#8217;s free agent\u00a0sensation Dan Owens is returning, much to the delight of his teammates.\u00a0 Captain Monica Russo exclaims, &#8220;We love Dan-O!&#8221;\u00a0 Sadly, another beloved Filthy Gorgeous player will not return\u00a0as Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon now resides in Seattle.<\/p>\n<p>Other team notes include:<\/p>\n<ul style='list-style-type:disc'>\n<li>Joe Pereira lives in Los Angeles, but he&#8217;s still on the roster<\/li>\n<li>Filthy Gorgeous is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span> an oxymoron&#8230;if it were, it would be Filthy Clean<\/li>\n<li>The team will sport some new track jackets this year<\/li>\n<li>Matt and Becky Novick are married now (to each other)<\/li>\n<li>So is Fran Graziano (not to anyone on the team)<\/li>\n<li>The team cheer (&#8220;Let&#8217;s Do This Bitch!&#8221;) has remained the same<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> <em>Store Brand Anything<\/em>.\u00a0 Sure, it comes off as a little generic, and its spartan packaging\u00a0doesn&#8217;t do a lot to draw attention.\u00a0 However, the quality isn&#8217;t any worse than the flashy brand names, and it&#8217;s definitely a better value.<br \/>\n<strong>Fast Fact:<\/strong> Liza Watts&#8217;s favorite restaurant is The Olive Garden.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ROSTER<\/strong><br \/>\nChris Baker<br \/>\nAli Berkin<br \/>\nJoe Essock<br \/>\nFran Graziano<br \/>\nJean Hebert<br \/>\nDana Kravis<br \/>\nHomin &#8220;Maverick&#8221; Lee<br \/>\nSuvin &#8220;The Guru&#8221; Malik<br \/>\nSunny Mehra<br \/>\nLindsay Nevins<br \/>\nBecky Antar Novick<br \/>\nMatthew Novick<br \/>\nDan Owens<br \/>\nJames Pereira<br \/>\nJoe Pereira<br \/>\nJon Rick<br \/>\nMonica Russo (C)<br \/>\nLiza Watts<br \/>\nMatthew Workman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, That&#8217;s Filthy! Color: Navy Blue Year Founded: 2006 2008 Regular Season Finish: 12-4-1 (4th place) 2008 Playoff Result:\u00a0Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals Division: Woodsworth 2009 Marketing Slogan: &#8220;Going from ashy to classy.&#8221; Key Additions: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent) Key Losses: Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,32,18],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12036,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions\/12036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}