{"id":699,"date":"2009-03-19T12:36:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T17:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=699"},"modified":"2009-03-19T12:36:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T17:36:16","slug":"season-preview-gouging-anklebiters-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-gouging-anklebiters-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Drinking You Under The Table\u00a0Since 2001<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anklebiters2009.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-920 aligncenter\" title=\"Anklebiters 2009\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anklebiters2009.jpg\" alt=\"Anklebiters 2009\" width=\"450\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anklebiters2009.jpg 1577w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anklebiters2009-300x216.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/anklebiters2009-1024x738.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Color<\/strong>: Dark Blue<br \/>\n<strong>Year Founded<\/strong>: 2001<br \/>\n<strong>2008 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 4-13 (15th place)<br \/>\n<strong>2008 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Lost to Bad Touch in play-in game<br \/>\n<strong>Division<\/strong>: Schloeder<br \/>\n<strong>2009 Marketing Slogan<\/strong>:<strong> <\/strong>&#8220;That foot is us!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Key Additions<\/strong>: Erik Johnson (Free Agent), Sarah Moore (Tuques), Nestor Nonato<br \/>\n<strong>Key Losses<\/strong>: None<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The last two seasons have not gone well for the Gouging Anklebiters.\u00a0 Despite\u00a0a 16th place finish in 2007, they made few changes in the offseason preceding 2008.\u00a0 As a result, they only managed to move up one spot in the standings, and their season ended after losing to a shorthanded Bad Touch squad in\u00a0a play-in game.<\/p>\n<p>Sensing that standing pat could yield similar results in 2009,\u00a0captain Phil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue was a lot more active this past winter.\u00a0 First, he successfully brought\u00a0former &#8216;Biter Nestor Nonato back to the team after a two year absence.\u00a0 Nonato will bring a jolt of energy to the sometimes pedestrian &#8216;Biters attack.\u00a0 Second,\u00a0Donohue added BTSH veteran Sarah Moore, who transferred from the Tuques.\u00a0 Moore is hoping for a better fit with her new team and potentially more media exposure.\u00a0 Finally, Donohue signed free agent Erik Johnson (though not this\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Erik_Johnson\" target=\"_blank\">Erik Johnson<\/a>, we think), who reportedly grew up playing with New Jersey Devils forward Zach Parise.\u00a0 According to Donohue, Johnson is &#8220;pretty awesome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> <em>Beer<\/em>.\u00a0Often bubbly, always good for a party, and usually found in bars, they are well-liked by just about everyone (except maybe that one stout\u2026which is more of an acquired taste).\u00a0\u00a0 Unfortunately, all of the good times often preclude people from regarding them in a serious manner.<br \/>\n<strong>Fast Fact:<\/strong> As of March 18, 2009, Eric &#8220;El Guapo&#8221; DiPierri has 259 friends on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ROSTER<\/strong><br \/>\nChristy Cabot-Bini<br \/>\nCharles DeFranco<br \/>\nEric &#8220;El Guapo&#8221; DiPierri<br \/>\nPhil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue (C)<br \/>\nNaomi Gabay<br \/>\nNick Gardella<br \/>\nKim Gill<br \/>\nErik Johnson<br \/>\nAmy Kovner<br \/>\nSarah Moore<br \/>\nCaroline Morrissey-Bickerton<br \/>\nNestor Nonato<br \/>\n&#8220;Quiet&#8221; Mike O&#8217;Connor<br \/>\nAlex Owen<br \/>\nPeter &#8220;Geech&#8221; Prohaska<br \/>\nMike Ross<br \/>\nJeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher<br \/>\nMatt Tsiang<br \/>\nShannon Voto<br \/>\nZach &#8220;Cryme Tyme&#8221; Weiner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drinking You Under The Table\u00a0Since 2001 Color: Dark Blue Year Founded: 2001 2008 Regular Season Finish: 4-13 (15th place) 2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Bad Touch in play-in game Division: Schloeder 2009 Marketing Slogan: &#8220;That foot is us!&#8221; Key Additions: Erik Johnson (Free Agent), Sarah Moore (Tuques), Nestor Nonato Key Losses: None<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,21,18],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-gouging-anklebiters","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":923,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions\/923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}