{"id":7134,"date":"2013-04-15T09:11:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T13:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=7134"},"modified":"2013-04-17T08:46:20","modified_gmt":"2013-04-17T12:46:20","slug":"week-3-boxscores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-3-boxscores\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 3 Boxscores"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Norriss_Mom\"<\/a>
Mathematics 4, Cobra Kai 0
<\/strong>Math goals by Adam Langer, Eli Kazin, Justin Perras and Nathan Norris.\u00a0 Shutout by Will Gahagan<\/p>\n

Zach and Nathan’s Mom subbed in, ensuring that Math would have their contractually obligated number of Norrises on the court. Or as Abby likes to call them “the Norrii”<\/em><\/p>\n

Happy Little Elves 2, Mega Touch 1 (OT)
<\/strong>Elves goals by Trevor Beauclair and Chris Tennekoon. Mega Touch by Adriano “Chairman Emeritus” Bratta
Tennekoon’s late score makes the Elves OT winners for the second week in a row. Katz switches the team diet to Ike & Mikes.<\/em><\/p>\n

Butchers 3, Tompkins Square Riots 1
<\/strong>Butchers goals by Ben “ZZ Top” Bloom(2), Arthur Revechkis.\u00a0 Riots goal by Craig Thompson.
In a show of love and devotion, referee Derek T. awards the Lady Byng to Eli (even though we aren’t doing Lady Byng this year and Eli didn’t play in this game).<\/em><\/p>\n

Corlears Hookers 4, Poutine Machine 1<\/strong>
Hookers goals by Daniello Martin (2), Wolff, Tiffany. PM goal by Ashish Nagpal.
Two late goals by the Hookers break open a tight game and give them another “W’. On a 3-game losing streak, Larsen considers trading Marian Gaborik.<\/em><\/p>\n

Gremlins 2, Gouging Anklebiters 1<\/strong>
Gremlins goals by Ryan Mills (2). Anklebiters goal by Zack Papper.
The Gizmos upset the Pound Puppies. Phil blames team hangovers (phil also credits team hangovers when they win).
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Skyfighters 3, Gut Rot 2
<\/strong>Skyfighters goals by Greg Infanti, Olivier Brassard, Yehuda Bloom. Gut Rot goals by Matt Workman and Tom.
Unlike the other Brassard in New York, Olivier is still scoring.<\/em><\/p>\n

La Famiglia 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1<\/strong>
La Famiglia goals by Denis Miceletto (2), Shafiq Perry.\u00a0 Filthy goal by James Periera.
But where is the second line scoring guys? Eds. Note: This was a seriously entertaining game to watch. Kudos to both sides.
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LBS. 2, Dark Rainbows 0
<\/strong>LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon, Ken Poulin.
Seriously, LBS? Goals by Karsten & Ken? Isn’t that getting old?<\/em><\/p>\n

Fresh Kills 2, What the Puck 1<\/strong>
Kills goals by Liz Campbell, Nick Scott. WTP goal by Sal Malguamera.
On the otherhand, in the baby bowl, WTP handily beat the Kills.<\/em><\/p>\n

Rehabs 2, Denim Demons 2
<\/strong>Rehabs goals by Eric Ruben, Robert Blandi. Demons goals by Jeff Kamen, Brian Kubovcik.
<\/a>Tied after shootout. Outstanding performances by both goalies in this one.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mathematics 4, Cobra Kai 0Math goals by Adam Langer, Eli Kazin, Justin Perras and Nathan Norris.\u00a0 Shutout by Will Gahagan Zach and Nathan’s Mom subbed in, ensuring that Math would have their contractually obligated number of Norrises on the court. Or as Abby likes to call them “the Norrii” Happy Little Elves 2, Mega Touch […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":529,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/529"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7134"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7185,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7134\/revisions\/7185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}