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<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> Sky Blue <\/p>\n Sky Fighters captain Dan Hopper notes the following about his team<\/em>:<\/p>\n The Sky Fighters improved from 1-16 in 2007 to 11-6 in 2008, putting us on pace for an unprecedented 21 wins and -4 losses in 2009. However,\u00a0Derek and Eli continue to insist that Martin is our only player.\u00a0 This really worked out well for us, so we don’t want to give away any information that changes that perception. All of our forwards suck; continue to leave them unguarded and focus on Martin. Our defense can’t move, and our goalie is terrible, so continue just assuming you have\u00a0nine free goals when you play us. We have no girls on our team either (except when Martin moves so quickly, he creates a blur and people see it peripherally and believe it was two girls). All 11 of our victories were the direct result of Martin scoring off the opening faceoff, then running back to play defense and goalie for the rest of the game.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n When reached for comment, Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka completely agreed with Hopper, stating, “Oh yah!”<\/p>\n Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Wonton Soup<\/em>.\u00a0 Certainly, there is a central component that everyone seems to focus on here, but it’s the auxiliary parts that complete the package. ROSTER<\/strong> The Sky Fighters Future Is So Bright… Color: Sky Blue Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version) 2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-6 (7th place) 2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round Division: Schloeder 2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re more than just Martin.” Key Additions: Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,14,18],"class_list":["post-725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-sky-fighters","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=725"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
\n2008 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 11-6 (7th place)
\n2008 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
\nDivision:<\/strong> Schloeder
\n2009 Marketing Slogan:<\/strong> “We’re more than just Martin.”
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg Infanti (All Free Agents)
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> “About 7 girls who came to the first game and stopped showing up even though they paid their $50”<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka is the heart and soul of\u00a0the Sky Fighters.<\/p>\n
\nLourdes Banez
\nPatrick Borelli
\nMark Bloom
\nMartin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka
\nDavid Cernan
\nStefan Danicich
\nTrace Della Torre
\nDan Hopper (C)
\nGreg Infanti
\nRobert Kucera
\nSarah Larson
\nSamantha Lee
\nAmy Lott (C)
\nRich McConnell
\nMarc McDonald
\nJenn Nelson
\nShannon Ong
\nViliam Pala
\nChristina Parsons
\nChris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
\nTed Shumaker
\nMegan Sigesmund
\nAllison Spitz
\nJames Stein
\nJames Townsend-Butterworth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"