![\"Lysol\"](\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/lysol2009.jpg\" "\\"Lysol\\"")
<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> Camouflage <\/p>\n Last season, Cobra Kai was in full transition mode.\u00a0 After two and a half years of dedicated service, Peter “Ski” Oblamski relinquised his post as team captain over the summer break.\u00a0 In his wake, team veterans Greg “Lysol” Altman and Enayet “Retail” Rasul have taken over this leadership role.<\/p>\n Altman and Rasul’s major challenge will be to replace the scoring punch of\u00a0forward Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta, who signed with What The Puck in the offseason.\u00a0 In 2008, his lone season with The Dojo, Bratta led the league with 23 goals, which also accounted for 46% of Cobra Kai’s scoring.\u00a0 In addition, the co-captains will have to deal with the loss of Oblamski\u00a0himself.\u00a0 This seasoned defenseman was known as the “heart and soul” of Cobra Kai, and he could frequently be seen prowling the sidelines and whipping his teammates into a frenzy.<\/p>\n To counteract these critical departures, the team has added a\u00a0handful of free agents.\u00a0 However, with none of these new players having any BTSH experience, little is known about what they will bring to the table.\u00a0 Certainly, this rookie class will have some big shoes to fill, but Altman and Rasul remain optimistic.\u00a0 Rasul mysteriously adds, “The league should know that there is a new dojo philosophy with Cobra Kai now.”<\/p>\n Duly noted.<\/p>\n Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Lucky Charms.<\/em> <\/strong>There\u2019s a very solid foundation here that could be a\u00a0great start for anyone.\u00a0 However, there\u2019s still\u00a0a lot of fluff as well\u00a0that\u2014while fun\u2014prevents them from being anything of too much substance. ROSTER<\/strong> Lysol Has His Hands Full Color: Camouflage Year Founded: 2006 2008 Regular Season Finish: 5-10-1-1 (14th place) 2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round Division: Rubens 2009 Marketing Slogan: “Fear does not exist on this team.” Key Additions: Tom Chirico, Margaret Duggan, Tim Kirkby and Joe Smith (All Free Agents) Key Losses: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,22,18],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-cobra-kai","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2006
\n2008 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 5-10-1-1 (14th place)
\n2008 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round
\nDivision:<\/strong> Rubens
\n2009 Marketing Slogan:<\/strong> “Fear does not exist on this team.”
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Tom Chirico, Margaret Duggan, Tim Kirkby and Joe Smith (All Free Agents)
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (What The Puck), Peter “Ski” Oblamski<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> In an ironic twist, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito has never actually seen The Karate Kid<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\nGreg \u201cLysol\u201d Altman (C)
\nAra \u201c6-1-9!\u201d Arnn
\nErica Bader
\nLaurie Chakel
\nRay \u201cDomino\u201d Chan
\nTom Chirico
\nDave Cicirelli
\nMorgan \u201cSecretary of Defense\u201d Doninger
\nMargaret Duggan
\nRem \u201cCanadian Strongman\u201d Garavito
\nTim Kirkby
\nPaul \u201cP.J.\u201d Lopez
\nTed McKenna
\nBrian \u201cThe Flashlight\u201d Morrison
\nMariko Nakatani
\nRebecca Pear
\nEnayet \u201cRetail\u201d Rasul (C)
\nJoe Smith
\nChristina \u201cMojito\u201d Verigan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"