{"id":729,"date":"2009-03-17T11:48:46","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T16:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=729"},"modified":"2009-04-21T20:52:10","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T01:52:10","slug":"season-preview-denim-demons-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-denim-demons-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Denim Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fair Enough.<\/h4>\n

\"Denim<\/a><\/p>\n

Color:<\/strong> Red
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2002
\n2008 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 11-3-2-1 (5th place)
\n2008 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in quarterfinals
\nDivision:<\/strong> Rubens
\n2009 Marketing Slogan: “<\/strong>Come cheer our opponents!”
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> None
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> None<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens submitted the following poem regarding the state of his team<\/em>:<\/p>\n

The Demons are a fairly old team
\nStarted as a Spag & Coach dream
\nThough now most of the punks are gone
\nUs nerds bravely march on
\nWe embrace the change in regime<\/p>\n

This winter we tried playing soccer
\nWe kind of sucked; not really a shocker
\nMany goals were scored on us
\nWhich led everybody to assess
\nOur goalies do better with glove, stick and blocker<\/p>\n

Our most visible player is Jim
\nThe media focuses a lot on him
\nBut if you keep your back turned
\nWatch out, you’ll get burned
\nAnd your chances of winning will be slim<\/p>\n

Everyone’s returning from last year
\nWhich is a new occurrence for us here
\nWith no one bidding farewell
\nWe’ve had more time to gel
\nAnd buy each other many rounds of beer<\/p>\n

As a whole, our team is quite varied
\nSome single, some dating, some married
\nBut the thing we all agree on
\nThe one conclusion forgone
\nIs we’ll see the Rehabs dead and buried<\/p>\n

Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Brussels Sprouts<\/em>.\u00a0 It seems unfair that these little fellows have garnered such a negative reputation throughout the years, and it\u2019s really not 100% clear why. Perhaps, it\u2019s due to their intense bitterness and strong, unpleasant smell. Or perhaps, people just aren\u2019t used to them.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Steve Chernoski’s favorite type of hammer is a ball-peen hammer<\/a>.<\/p>\n

ROSTER<\/strong>
\n(with each player’s signature Rock Band song, as provided by Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<\/col>\n<\/colgroup>\n\n<\/col>\n<\/colgroup>\n\n<\/col>\n<\/colgroup>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Emily T. Carson<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nE-Pro – Beck<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gabby Carson<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nWhite Wedding (Part I) – Billy Idol<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Klara Chan<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nCool For Cats – Squeeze<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Steve Chernoski<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nLivin’ On A Prayer – Bon Jovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
“Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nSunday Morning – No Doubt<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Noah Farkas<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nJust What I Needed – The Cars<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sara Farkas<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nPainkiller – Judas Priest<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Micael Holmstr\u00f6m<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nRed Devil – Yngwie Malmsteem<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ana Hurka-Robles<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nEl Scorcho – Weezer<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jeff Kamen<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nRamblin’ Man – The Allman Brothers Band<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Peter Matlin<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nAny Way You Want It – Journey<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Abby Meisterman<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nTestify – Rage Against The Machine<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lena Moy-Borgen<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nUnder The Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Aaron \u201cCoach\u201d Pagdon<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nWasted Again – Turbonegro<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mike Pereira<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nMaster Exploder – Tenacious D<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Danny Polinsky<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nMississippi Queen – Mountain<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nSin Wagon – Dixie Chicks<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dave Shyu<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nMoonage Daydream – David Bowie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zack Tinkelman<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nCreep – Radiohead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Brad Weiger<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/td>\nChina Cat Sunflower – Grateful Dead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\u00a0<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fair Enough. Color: Red Year Founded: 2002 2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-3-2-1 (5th place) 2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in quarterfinals Division: Rubens 2009 Marketing Slogan: “Come cheer our opponents!” Key Additions: None Key Losses: None<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,19,18],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":43,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1136,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions\/1136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}