{"id":73,"date":"2006-06-27T01:46:38","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T06:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/06\/27\/week-11-report\/"},"modified":"2006-06-27T01:46:38","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T06:46:38","slug":"week-11-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-11-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 11 Report"},"content":{"rendered":"

*scores\/typos of the week<\/strong>
\ntheme: the gays!
\nbiters marched with demons, 4-1
\nrainbows rainbowed filthy, 2-0
\nmath boston married lbs, 2-1
\nrehabs watched logo with tuques, 3-0
\nwtp believe in life after love with squirrels, 8-1
\npfr scored meth for bad touch, 8-0
\nunicorns were proud of henry motion, 6-1
\nfresh kills sodomized mso, 6-1<\/p>\n

*week 11 faq<\/strong>
\n-why no bbq at the bbq?
\npeaches feared rain, which would mean low turnout, fire difficulties, and wet meats.\u00c2\u00a0 but minicandy bars and beer won the day anyway.\u00c2\u00a0 hurrah!<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nNO HOCKEY \u00e2\u20ac\u201c JULY 4TH WEEKEND (7\/2\/06)!<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\nkudos:
\n-peaches and the raw foods bbq!
\nfree food + beer = everybody wins.\u00c2\u00a0 thenx for cruise directing!
\n-sara, the sole lady unicorn
\nplayed the whole game, no breaks, as the only rep for her gender.\u00c2\u00a0 the horn on that one.
\n-not rain!
\nwe had free food and beer, so god did not cry.<\/p>\n

gasface:
\n-dicks
\nwhat, infractions?\u00c2\u00a0 are you serious?\u00c2\u00a0 like bob said, maybe we should have served the beer pre-games instead of post.\u00c2\u00a0 sigh.<\/p>\n

*listings<\/strong>
\n-from Alexis Demons:
\nMy lovely roommate’s lame-cake friend bailed on subletting her room so I am circulating her listing in the hopes that I can live with a btsh-er for one brief, shining summer.\u00c2\u00a0 In her words:<\/p>\n

$625\/ 1 room for summer sublet starting NOW (or July 1st) to August 31st.
\nBig room in huge Inwood (207th St. at Cooper St.) apartment available now through September 4th. I would be charging just 2 months rent (for July and August), even if you move in tomorrow (June 27th) and stay until September 4th.
\nThe apartment is 1.5 blocks west of the A express train 207 St stop (approx 30 mins from 34th St); neighborhood is safe and roommates are awesome. The bedroom is furnished, and I emptied the wardrobe so you can hang clothes etc. Bedroom windows overlook an undeveloped, pretty garden and is quiet at night. There is a spare A\/C unit in the closet that you can use as well.
\nThe apt fills the whole second floor of a cute three-story house and has a kitchen (with dishwasher), dining room, living room and 1.5 bathrooms. It’s a 4-bedroom apartment, but I and one other roommate will be gone the whole summer.
\nI had a subletter lined up, but he had a family emergency and has to stay in CA for the summer. I’m leaving tomorrow, so my roommates will be in charge of showing the place. It’s a really great deal: cheap, big, friendly folks!<\/p>\n

Interested?\u00c2\u00a0 Questions?\u00c2\u00a0 Email 642 at notspecial dot org.<\/p>\n

-those parties!
\nTHURS. JUNE 29, 06 – CANADA DAY @ MAMA BAR
\nSAT. JULY 1, 06 – NYC vs MONTREAL ice hockey\/party
\n________________________________________
\nSAT. JULY 1, 2006 – the Zambonis playing at Freddy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Bar, 485 Dean Street, Brooklyn. 718-622-7035.
\nhttp:\/\/www.thezambonis.com
\n________________________________________
\nSAT. JULY 1, 2006 – party at dan hertzberg\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s loft
\nCollission Machine
\n97 Wyckoff Ave., Apt. 2
\nBrooklyn, NY 11237
\nPhone: 516.286.7585
\nEmail: danielhertzberg AT yahoo DOT com
\nWebsite: http:\/\/www.collisionmachine.com\/
\n$10 open bar (sangria and beer) or you can b.y.o.b.
\nart opening – live d.j.s – rooftop party – check the webpage for more details
\n________________________________________
\nTHURS. JUNE 29, 06 – Canada Day party organized by Jon-Rehabs at Mama Bar
\n34 Avenue B (at corner of East 3rd Street)
\n9pm \u00e2\u20ac\u2122til midnight
\n* LABATT BLUE & CANADIAN CLUB SPECIALS!
\n* FREE POUTINE WILL BE SERVED
\n* CANADIAN TUNES ALL NIGHT
\n* WEAR RED & WHITE
\n—————————-<\/p>\n

SAT. JULY 1, 06 – NYC vs. MONTREAL hockey game (6:30pm) and after game party (9pm)!<\/p>\n

all of btsh is invited to the semi-annual NYC\/MONTREAL ice hockey game (le calice de tabernac), featuring numerous players from btsh battling their pals from canada at the oh so air conditioned CHELSEA PIERS on SAT. JULY 1, 2006 at 6:30pm. it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s FREE! there is seating in the stands! byob o.k.!<\/p>\n

AND everybody is also invited to the after-party at:<\/p>\n

TRIBECA CINEMAS and BAR
\n54 varick st. (at laight st. at the interesection of canal and varick\/7th ave.)<\/p>\n

$20 open bar from 9pm-midnight (beer and wine)
\nfree hockey movies from quebec screening in the theater! (les boys, lance et compte, etc. – english subtitles)<\/p>\n

for more information contact bob AT triagemusic DOT com.sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*scores\/typos of the week theme: the gays! biters marched with demons, 4-1 rainbows rainbowed filthy, 2-0 math boston married lbs, 2-1 rehabs watched logo with tuques, 3-0 wtp believe in life after love with squirrels, 8-1 pfr scored meth for bad touch, 8-0 unicorns were proud of henry motion, 6-1 fresh kills sodomized mso, 6-1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}