{"id":7315,"date":"2013-04-30T18:58:29","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T22:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=7315"},"modified":"2013-04-30T18:58:29","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T22:58:29","slug":"week-5-boxscores-93-mvp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-5-boxscores-93-mvp\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 5 Boxscores – 93! MVP!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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LBS 5, What the Puck 2\u00a0
<\/strong>LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon (3) & Ken Poulin (2).WTP Goals by\u00a0Sal Malguarnera &\u00a0Darrell Hartman<\/p>\n

Karsten & Ken feel no pity for WTP, sub-goalie Cory or the city of Winnipeg. This is why the Habs deserve to lose Ken.<\/p>\n

<\/em>Happy Little Elves 4, Skyfighters 3 (SO)
<\/strong>HLE goals by Gil Valdez, Michael Valdez & Trevor “Valdez” Beauclair (1+SO Winner). Skyfighters goals by Greg Cohan, Robert Kucera and Yehuda Bloom..<\/p>\n

Elves are the only team without a loss this year. I wonder if Rich will mention this in his next blog post?<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>Filthy Gorgeous 5, Cobra Kai 3
<\/strong>FG goals by James Periera (3), Sunny Mehra & Suvin Malik. Cobra Kai goals by David Cicirelli, Will Kuhns & Rem Garavito<\/p>\n

James Periera’s natural hat trick powers Filthy to their first win of the season.<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>La Famiglia 3, Poutine Machine 1
<\/strong>La Famiglia goals by Dr. Alfred Liu, Denis Miceletto & Shafiq Perry. Poutine Machine Goal by JoAnn Provencher.<\/p>\n

Balanced scoring helps the Italian Jobbers keep Poutine winless.<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>Dark Rainbows 4, Rehabs 1
<\/strong>Rainbows goals by Sean Reynolds, Sikandar Atiq, Emily Carson & Brice Rosenbloom. Rehabs goal by Unknown.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for the Abusers it looks like Sean & Co. have found it … the Rainbow Connection.<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>GutRot 3, Butchers 2
<\/strong>GutRot goals by Dave Wang, Tommy Cho and Larry or Michael Gilligan (and what are the odds you’d have two guys named Gilligan on your team). Butchers goals by Gary Cohen and Mike Minicelli.<\/p>\n

GutRot proves they can hold their liquor better and upsets their prodigal sons & daughters.<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>Gremlins 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
<\/strong>Gremlins goals by John Walker & Rod Sherwood. TSR goal by Craig Thompson.<\/p>\n

The Grems second line scoring comes through for them.<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>Fresh Kills 3 Gouging Anklebiters 2 (SO)
<\/strong>Kills goals by Ariel Imas, Alex ? & Nick Hobbs. Biters goals by Joe Polowczuk and Charles Defranco.<\/p>\n

Kills remain undefeated but the Biters take them to a shootout. Is this a playoff preview?<\/p>\n

<\/em>Mathematics 8, MegaTouch 4
<\/strong>Math goals by Sam Norris (3), Zach Norris (2) & Eli Kazin. MegaTouch goals by Eric Devlin (2), Braden Caldwell & Adriano “My Feet Hurt” Bratta.<\/p>\n

Forget the five goals from the Norris brothers. Eli’s point streak continues. MVP! MVP!!<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/em>Corlears Hookers 2, Denim Demons 1
<\/strong>Hookers goals by Sam Marton &\u00a0Danilo Biagioni.\u00a0Demons goal by Jeff “Stop Writing About Me” Kamen.<\/p>\n

Hookers stingy defense helps them eke out the win against the Red Devils.<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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