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<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> Pink <\/p>\n While the Rainbows’ roster did not see a ton of turnover in the offseason, there will be one major change\u00a0between the pipes.\u00a0 After a handful of appearances in net last fall,\u00a0John Meyer returns for a full season in 2009 and\u00a0has been annointed as the starting goalie.\u00a0\u00a0Last season’s\u00a0goalie Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell will play out of net and resume “casting offensive spells on the opposition”.\u00a0 The Rainbows also vow to make a\u00a0concerted effort to be seen at the bars much more often this season, because, as captain Sean Reynolds notes, “Our old asses don’t have to walk two fucking miles to get to one!”\u00a0 Of course, similar promises<\/a> were made at the beginning of the 2008 season.<\/p>\n Food They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Skittles<\/em>.\u00a0 Taste the rainbow. ROSTER<\/strong> Jesus Returns To Offense Color: Pink Year Founded: 2004 2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (6th place) 2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in second round Division: Schloeder 2009 Marketing Slogan: “Pretty in pink.” Key Additions: Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Return From Boozing) Key Losses: K.C. Fisher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[123,12,18],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2009-team-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-dark-rainbows","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":840,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions\/840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2004
\n2008 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 11-5-1 (6th place)
\n2008 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Corlears Hookers in second round
\nDivision:<\/strong> Schloeder
\n2009 Marketing Slogan:<\/strong> “Pretty in pink.”
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Return From Boozing)
\nKey Losses: <\/strong>K.C. Fisher<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Josh Wilson once won second prize in a beauty contest and collected $10.<\/p>\n
\nDan “Danny Abs” Abdo
\nJennie Brown
\nJohn Cassidy
\nLindsey Foehrenbach
\nJesse Gerstein
\nLibby Hartle-Tyrrell
\nJohn Meyer
\nJohn Nielsen
\nSean Reynolds (C)
\nJon Rudd
\nBrad Thomason
\nRory Tischler
\nTrevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell
\nYuichi Uchidi
\nMichel Walkley
\nP.T. Walkley
\nJosh Wilson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"