{"id":75,"date":"2006-07-11T02:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/07\/11\/week-12-report\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T02:32:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T07:32:00","slug":"week-12-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-12-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 12 Report"},"content":{"rendered":"

*scores\/typos of the week<\/strong>
\ntheme:\u00c2\u00a0 bats.\u00c2\u00a0 cuz there’s one in my house.\u00c2\u00a0 now.
\ndemons circled tuques, 9-4
\nhabs hung from rainbows, 6-4
\nlbs deflected swats from squirrels, 2-0
\nbiters ate bugs and gorgeous, 3-0
\nkillers gave rabies to bad touch, 10-1
\nunis were blind to math, 3-2
\npfr are covered in aids and mso, 13-3
\nwtp scared the living shit out of henry motion, 8-1<\/p>\n

*week 12 faq<\/strong>
\n-are bats really covered in aids?
\nyes.\u00c2\u00a0 they can also kill you by glancing at you with their blind little eyes, and a scratch from a bat talon is ten times more deadly than a bite from a recluse spider, and their teeth are made from solid ebola virus.
\nalso i hate bats.<\/p>\n

*next week<\/strong>
\nWEEK 13:\u00c2\u00a0 7\/16\/06
\nCORLEARS
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Pork Fried Rice vs. Filthy Gorgeous
\n3:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0What The Puck vs. Rehabs
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Denim Demons vs. Henry Motion
\n4:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Fresh Kills vs. Unicorns
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0The Tuques vs. Bad Touch
\n5:00 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mexican Standoff vs. Mathematics
\nMOFFO
\n3:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Dark Rainbows vs. Gouging Anklebiters
\n4:30 PM\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Mighty Squirrels vs. LBS<\/p>\n

*kudos\/gasface<\/strong>
\nkudos:
\n-to the anonymous soul who broke down a net without being asked.
\nyou are so not going to hell.
\n-molly’s mini tv
\nwhen headbutts to the chest are that small, they’re actually kinda cute.
\n-johnny knoxville in the bar on sunday?
\new!\u00c2\u00a0 just when you thought the johnsons ick-factor couldn’t get any higher.<\/p>\n

gasface:
\n-france
\nto use the parlance of the interweb– clowned.<\/p>\n

*lessy’s poetry corner<\/strong>
\nevery sunday, jeff lesser of fresh kills writes me a much-appreciated wrap-up of the day’s events.\u00c2\u00a0 i have decided, with his permission, to share the highlights with everyone as long-form poetry (which doesn’t involve having to adjust the original format one bit).<\/p>\n

this week’s poem is entitled:\u00c2\u00a0 in praise of the unicorns.<\/p>\n

At the same time as our game, the Unicorns wre busy squeaking out a big victory over Mathematics.
\nAfter years of being one of the model franchises in BTSH, The Unicorns certainly look like real championship contenders in 2006.
\nThey have a fully loaded roster, seems like they have 100 players each week.
\nThey have skilled forwards and defenders, their female contingent is active and aggresive.
\nThey play with tons of heart and enthusiasm.
\nAlthough the goaltender has some emotional issues, The Unicorns are going to be a team to be reckoned with in late October!<\/p>\n

-jeff lesser<\/p>\n

*listings<\/strong>
\n-from showtime unis:
\nthe weekend of the btsh allstar game.\u00c2\u00a0 myself and maybe 1 or more people are gonna host the 1st ever B.T.S.H VS. L.E.S.W.F (LOWER EAST SIDE WRESTLING FEDERATION).\u00c2\u00a0 the match will take place after the all-star game…10 min or so for each of the 2 out of 3 matches………<\/p>\n

SHOWTIME VS. L.E.S.W.F\u00c2\u00a0 HARDCORE CHAMPION JOHN BODY
\nfor the l.e.s.w.f. hardcore title<\/p>\n

the champion is flying in from florida for the event so i wanna hook him up with something.
\ni was thinking that people can donate money to give him for his flying in from florida.
\ncontact LOWADECKFYNEST at YAHOO dot COM<\/p>\n

-from a lady named emily roth:
\nI am Emily Roth of Piranha Productions, we are currently producing a
\nsports blooper show that will begin airing September this year on NBC
\nand other affiliates.\u00c2\u00a0 We are looking for Street Hockey bloopers
\nand amazing hits, or just crazy stuff.\u00c2\u00a0 If you have anything, write me at
\nefroth at gmail dot com<\/p>\n

-from me:
\nSaturday July 22nd
\n1:30pm “doors”
\n2 > 6 show
\nFree admission<\/p>\n

East River Music Project
\nin cooperation with NYC Parks & Recreation
\npresents<\/p>\n

DRAGONS OF ZYNTH
\nTAIKO MASALA
\nHOME
\nJONATHAN KANE’S FEBRUARY<\/p>\n

East River Park Amphitheatre NYC
\njust south of the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side
\nsubway: F or JMZ to Essex \/ Delancey
\nan aerial view:\u00c2\u00a0 http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/95jmh<\/p>\n

sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*scores\/typos of the week theme:\u00c2\u00a0 bats.\u00c2\u00a0 cuz there’s one in my house.\u00c2\u00a0 now. demons circled tuques, 9-4 habs hung from rainbows, 6-4 lbs deflected swats from squirrels, 2-0 biters ate bugs and gorgeous, 3-0 killers gave rabies to bad touch, 10-1 unis were blind to math, 3-2 pfr are covered in aids and mso, 13-3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}