{"id":78,"date":"2006-08-08T03:19:47","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T07:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2006\/08\/08\/week-16-report\/"},"modified":"2015-12-07T22:03:01","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T03:03:01","slug":"week-16-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-16-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 16 Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>*scores\/typos of the week<br \/>\n<\/strong>theme: what we shall do on our free sundays<br \/>\nrehabs hit ac with lbs, 5-1<br \/>\nmath went to confession regarding wtp, 9-3<br \/>\nbiters made brunch for msq, 3-3<br \/>\nrainbows saw that pirate movie with demons, 5-4<br \/>\npfr read the sunday times to killers, 3-0<br \/>\nfilthy tivo&#8217;d entourage for bad touch, 8-1<br \/>\nunis didn&#8217;t have to schlep to tuques, 5-1<br \/>\nmso slept through chupacabra or whatever, 3-0<br \/>\nin the all star, red had a life instead of black, 4-2<\/p>\n<p><strong>*week 16 faq<br \/>\n<\/strong>-how much will you enjoy not writing these emails for a while?<br \/>\nso very much, you have no idea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>*next week<br \/>\n<\/strong>no hockey til september!\u00c2\u00a0 ya heard me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>*lost<br \/>\n<\/strong>from joe math:<br \/>\nHi, at Sunday&#8217;s game (Jul 30th) my girlfriend lost\u00c2\u00a0an Old Navy,\u00c2\u00a0black frontzip sweatshirt, probably a size S, either at Corlears or the Johnsons. if you found it, write jsfgraham at yahoo dot com<\/p>\n<p><strong>*kudos\/gasface<br \/>\n<\/strong>kudos:<br \/>\n-sarah demons, on the scene<br \/>\nmy sister, who works in a hospital ER, calls motorcycles organ donor machines, and now we all know why.\u00c2\u00a0 big ups to sarah (and bob, natch, and anyone else who might have helped out that i wasn&#8217;t told about) for taking time to help a guy in need and putting the all-star game on hold.<br \/>\n-fresk kills post-game beer hockey<br \/>\nfor those of you who are new to hockey, know that this is what ye olde btsh was all about&#8211;\u00c2\u00a0 bad hockey, beer, and good times.<br \/>\n-lessy, for his katherik wedding present<br \/>\nit&#8217;s easy keeping secrets when yr many miles away, but i&#8217;m glad that i don&#8217;t have to hide the lessy project any longer.\u00c2\u00a0 says katherine:\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;I wanted to extend a special thank you to Jeff Lessy and the whole league for their contributions to the farewell photo album \/ collection for Erik &#038; me that we received at the All-Star game. We are really really moved and feel so lucky to have played with such great, warm people for the last several years.   <A style='text-decoration:none;color: inherit !important;' HREF='http:\/\/www.domain-generator.xyz' TITLE='domain name generator tool'>where to buy a domain name<\/A> . I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m getting all choked up and stupid just writing about it, and we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not even leaving until\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 after the playoffs. But thanks, thanks, thanks, and everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s invited to come scrimmage with us in Seattle any time.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 i, for one, feel warm inside.<\/p>\n<p>gasface:<br \/>\n-bob&#8217;s hockey rickshaw, r.i.p 2004-2006<br \/>\nit served us well, it schlepped like hell&#8230;au revoir, sweet hockey cart.<\/p>\n<p><strong>*showtime&#8217;s poetry corner<br \/>\n<\/strong>because i can, i am throwing the poetry spotlight on hector this week, he of the post-game entertainment.\u00c2\u00a0 this is his email, unedited, soon to be in the anothology of best american poetry 2006.<\/p>\n<p>i got so hurt im up in work with a sling.<br \/>\nmy brother won<br \/>\nit was m-murda vs. showtime and murda won&#8230;.<br \/>\nanyways , see ya round<br \/>\n-showtime<\/p>\n<p><strong>*listings<br \/>\n<\/strong>-from john gazley habs:<br \/>\nif anyone knows someone looking for a room in williamsburg, I&#8217;m looking for somebody for 9\/1 move in:<\/p>\n<p>-2 blocks from 3rd stop on L train, graham ave<br \/>\n-1 bdrm available in 3 bdrm apt with 1 guy and 1 gal<br \/>\n-room is approx 10&#8242; x 12&#8242; with a good sized closet<br \/>\n-2nd floor apt<br \/>\n-apt is very new\/clean<br \/>\n-cable\/internet<br \/>\n-60&#8243; TV<br \/>\n-$800\/month + utilities (about $75\/month)<br \/>\n-$1200 sec dep to move in<br \/>\ngive me a call: 646-319-8075<\/p>\n<p>-from me:<br \/>\nSaturday August 19th<br \/>\n1:30pm &#8220;doors&#8221;<br \/>\n2 > 6 show<br \/>\nFree admission<\/p>\n<p>East River Music Project<br \/>\nin cooperation with NYC Parks &#038; Recreation<br \/>\nand New York Noise<br \/>\npresents<\/p>\n<p>BLUES CONTROL<br \/>\nFERN KNIGHT<br \/>\nEXCEPTER<br \/>\nCLOGS<\/p>\n<p>East River Park Amphitheatre NYC<br \/>\njust south of the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side<br \/>\nsubway: F or JMZ to Essex \/ Delancey<br \/>\nan aerial view:\u00c2\u00a0 http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/95jmh<\/p>\n<p>Our next show will take place on Saturday, September 16th, featuring Love as Laughter, Professor Murder, The End of the World, and more.<\/p>\n<p>sb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*scores\/typos of the week theme: what we shall do on our free sundays rehabs hit ac with lbs, 5-1 math went to confession regarding wtp, 9-3 biters made brunch for msq, 3-3 rainbows saw that pirate movie with demons, 5-4 pfr read the sunday times to killers, 3-0 filthy tivo&#8217;d entourage for bad touch, 8-1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11833,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/11833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}