{"id":8021,"date":"2013-09-24T09:27:10","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T13:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=8021"},"modified":"2013-09-24T09:27:10","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T13:27:10","slug":"week-19-boxscores-and-a-hero-rises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-19-boxscores-and-a-hero-rises\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 19 Boxscores and a Hero Rises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Dustin1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Dustin1.jpg\" alt=\"Dustin may not even wear pads this Sunday.\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Dustin1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Dustin1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll get to the boxscores in a second but we couldn&#8217;t let another day go by without recognizing a BTSHers uncommon bravery. Last Sunday a mouse somehow found it&#8217;s way into a goalie&#8217;s equipment bag (we don&#8217;t know whose but our guess would be Tim Brown or Craig Lacombe. Seriously, those guys equipment bags are public health hazards). BTSHers ran, BTSHers gasped, one or two almost vomited. But then Dustin calmly stepped up, donned his catcher and scooped up the furry threat in one fell swoop. Within moments, the mouse had been released back into Tompkins Square Park proper (where it stayed in the middle of the sidewalk while neighborhood residents formed a committee to decide how to deal with it). We don&#8217;t use the word hero very often on this site (well Glanzer does, but he&#8217;s usually referring to himself). Bust Dustin Olson, you are a legit hero! We salute you sir.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Bryan Ferry &#8211; this glory would have been yours had you not taken off your glove and got scratched by the little guy. Heroes don&#8217;t have rabies and we hope you don&#8217;t have too. If you do &#8230; congratulations Dustin, we think we&#8217;ve found your arch nemesis.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>WEEK 19 BOXSCORES (courtesy of Eli Kazin)<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><strong>Mathematics 5, Happy Little Elves 4 (OT)<\/strong><br \/>Math goals from Cherie Stewart, Zach Norris, Nick Tardif, Sam Norris, Derek Tagliarino<\/div>\n<p>Elves goals (unconfirmed) from Trevor Beauclair (2), Mike Valdes, Adela Ibric.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Denim Demons 3, What The Puck 2<\/strong><br \/>Demons goals from Dave Shyu (2), Adam Rubens<\/div>\n<p>What The Puck goal from Darrell Hartman<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>La Famiglia 4, Cobra Kai 2<\/strong><br \/>La Famiglia goals from Shafiq Perry (2), Denis Miciletto, Angela Vicari<\/div>\n<p>Cobra Kai goals from Will Kuhns, Dave Cicirelli<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Gremlins 5, Dark Rainbows 0<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Gremlins goals from Ryan Mills (2), Eric, Rod Sherwood, Maire<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Shutout for Jamie<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>LBS, Inc. 5, Gouging Anklebiters 0<\/strong><br \/>LBS, Inc. goals from Jason Bogdaneris (3), Karsten Pichon (2)<\/div>\n<p>Shutout for Tim Brown<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Rehabs 7, Tompkins Square Riots 3<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Rehabs goals from $h0wT!m3 (2), Eric (2), Sean McClain, Alex, Jennifer<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Riots goals from Katie, Tony, Alex Labelle<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Poutine Machine 1, Butchers 0 (OT)<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Poutine goal from Ashish<br \/>Shutout for Tim Brown<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Mega Touch 6, Gut Rot 0<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Mega Touch goals by Adriano Bratta (4), Julie Katz, Braden Caldwell<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Shutout for Eric Devlin<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Corlears Hookers 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Corlears goals from Sarah Newnam (2), Tiffany Hagge, John Wolf<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Filthy goal from JJ Anderson<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Sky Fighters 2, Fresh Kills 1<\/strong><br \/>Sky Fighters goals from Martin Cejka and Robert Kucera<\/p>\n<p>Fresh Kills goal from Alice Bertoni<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll get to the boxscores in a second but we couldn&#8217;t let another day go by without recognizing a BTSHers uncommon bravery. Last Sunday a mouse somehow found it&#8217;s way into a goalie&#8217;s equipment bag (we don&#8217;t know whose but our guess would be Tim Brown or Craig Lacombe. Seriously, those guys equipment bags are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":529,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/529"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8021"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8023,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8021\/revisions\/8023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}