{"id":9015,"date":"2014-05-10T21:28:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T01:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9015"},"modified":"2014-05-10T22:24:03","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T02:24:03","slug":"happy-mothers-day-fears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/happy-mothers-day-fears\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother&#8217;s Day! (Fears)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No games today due to Mothers Day Fears. Outside of your family dog, there is no one in this woruld who loves you more than your mother. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9016\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Monica-Sven-Talia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9016\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9016\" alt=\"Baby Talia has two loving parents. And don't worry BT, by the time you are old enough to play in BTSH, Poutine and Filthy will merge and become one powerful superteam. That will still lose to the Hookers in the playoffs. Dammit.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Monica-Sven-Talia-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Monica-Sven-Talia-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Monica-Sven-Talia.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9016\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Baby Talia has two loving parents. And don&#8217;t worry BT, by the time you are old enough to play in BTSH, Poutine and Filthy will merge and become one powerful superteam.<br \/>That will still lose to the Hookers in the playoffs. Dammit. Maybe Eitel or Soko will adopt you.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9017\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Glanzers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9017\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9017\" alt=\"And a special Happy Mothers Day to Lois. If you don't like my competitiveness, blame Ma Glanzer. I got it from her. \" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Glanzers-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Glanzers-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Glanzers.jpg 453w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9017\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And a special Happy Mothers Day to Lois. If you don&#8217;t like my competitiveness, blame Ma Glanzer. I got it from her.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<strong>**********UPDATE*********<br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9019\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Jesus-Theft-01831825612.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9019\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9019\" alt=\"Sad news of the north to report. Much like Baby Jesus is missing from this non-Jewish nativity scene, some mother is missing her baby as that picture is not of Baby Talia.  Monica...you have your own baby now!! Put her in some of your pics!!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Jesus-Theft-01831825612-300x203.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Jesus-Theft-01831825612-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Jesus-Theft-01831825612.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9019\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sad news of the north to report.<br \/>Much like Baby Jesus is missing from this non-Jewish nativity scene, some mother is missing her baby as that picture is not of Baby Talia.<br \/>Monica&#8230;you have your own baby now!! Put her in some of your pics!!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No games today due to Mothers Day Fears. Outside of your family dog, there is no one in this woruld who loves you more than your mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9015"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9022,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9015\/revisions\/9022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}