{"id":9104,"date":"2014-05-21T08:03:33","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T12:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9104"},"modified":"2014-05-21T08:03:33","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T12:03:33","slug":"week-6-three-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-6-three-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 6 Three Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"

Week 6 is in the books, and let us never speak of it again. Here are the three stars.<\/p>\n

\"Never<\/a>
Too many of you know what this means.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

***Three Trevors of the Elves<\/p>\n

\"It<\/a>

It was the surprise return of Trevor for the Elves! We surprised Trevor by retiring his name. No person named Trevor (besides New Trevor) will ever play for the Elves again.
Trevor and his girlfriend Emily, who was forced to wear my jersey as a form of hazing, both scored.<\/p><\/div>

\"Also<\/a>

Also scoring was Jonathan Bruggggger who we affectionately call New Trevor, bc like the old one he’s kinda an asshole, but he’s our asshole.
Also, he wears #10.<\/p><\/div>**Cobra Kai

\"So<\/a>

So who are Sebastian, Pete, Liam and Ryan of Cobra Kai? Well I know who Ryan is but the others are still sort of a mystery.
Rachel the Infiltrator (who I think I owe a lot of apologies to) must have infiltrated some NYC talent pool bc these guys\/girls can play.<\/p><\/div>\n

* Jesse from the Hookers<\/p>\n

\"Down<\/a>

Down a goal with under a minute left, the Hookers pulled their goalie and Jesse the Goon scored the tying goal. A few seconds later, he scored the winning goal.
Then Alex from Fresh Kills tried to kill Jesse.<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"But<\/a>

But unlike Dead Peter Lang and the Dead Riots Guy, Jesse is much tougher and only suffered non-life threatening injuries.
Alex walked away in dismay as Tiffany smiled realizing the most talented Hooker is still among the BTSH living.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Week 6 is in the books, and let us never speak of it again. Here are the three stars. Too many of you know what this means.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[201,315],"class_list":["post-9104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-three-stars","tag-2014-season","tag-three-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9104"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9121,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104\/revisions\/9121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}