{"id":9122,"date":"2014-05-21T20:36:53","date_gmt":"2014-05-22T00:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9122"},"modified":"2014-05-21T20:38:34","modified_gmt":"2014-05-22T00:38:34","slug":"week-6-not-3-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-6-not-3-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 6 Not 3 Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one wants to be a Not-3 Star. The key is not to suck on weeks where there are no games the following week. With no previews to write, we have to fill content or else Tim Brown won&#8217;t pay us. Plus, we have too much time on our hands and instead of doing charitable endeavors, The Authority likes to put people down to feel better about ourselves.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9123\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bullying.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9123\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9123\" alt=\"Stop saying no to bullying!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bullying-300x280.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bullying-300x280.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bullying.jpg 347w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9123\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stop saying no to bullying!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>(-***) Jerome, Ashley and Eric<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9124\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jerome-about-to-be-wacked.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9124\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9124\" alt=\"Has anyone seen Jerome since this picture was taken? Seriously. PS. Great job by two of BTSH's top refs last year seeing the play. Well done Ashley and Eric!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jerome-about-to-be-wacked-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jerome-about-to-be-wacked-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jerome-about-to-be-wacked-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9124\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Has anyone seen Jerome since this picture was taken? Seriously, WHERE THE HELL IS JEROME?!?!?!<br \/>PS. Great job by two of BTSH&#8217;s top refs last year seeing the play. Well done Ashley and Eric!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(-**) Zach and Sven<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9125\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BTSH-Week-6-046.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9125\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9125\" alt=\"Sven and Zach discuss whether the ball fully crossed the line. LOOK DOWN GUYS!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BTSH-Week-6-046-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BTSH-Week-6-046-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/BTSH-Week-6-046-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9125\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sven and Zach discuss whether the ball fully crossed the line.<br \/>LOOK DOWN GUYS!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(-*)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9126\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Dead-Butcher.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9126\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9126\" alt=\"While we are sad for Jeff, we are happy to announce the third Dead BTSH player. Dead Jeff joins Dead Riots Guy and Dead Peter Lang. While Walsh, Heather and Rachel Greene were nonplussed, MDF couldn't mask her excitement.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Dead-Butcher-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Dead-Butcher-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Dead-Butcher-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9126\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">While we are sad for Jeff, we are happy to announce the third Dead BTSH player. Dead Jeff joins Dead Riots Guy and Dead Peter Lang.<br \/>While Walsh, Heather and Rachel Greene were nonplussed, MDF couldn&#8217;t mask her excitement. We presume Ashley&#8230;whose jacket is pictured missed this too.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one wants to be a Not-3 Star. The key is not to suck on weeks where there are no games the following week. With no previews to write, we have to fill content or else Tim Brown won&#8217;t pay us. Plus, we have too much time on our hands and instead of doing charitable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9122"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9153,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9122\/revisions\/9153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}