{"id":9166,"date":"2014-05-28T14:03:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T18:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9166"},"modified":"2014-05-28T14:03:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T18:03:31","slug":"secret-elves-video-leaked-by-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/secret-elves-video-leaked-by-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"Secret Elves Video Leaked by Canada!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So if you are my Facebook friend, you are regularly annoyed by me, but I’ve gotten unbearable after Canada stole my secret Elves strategy video. It all started when Marty St.Louis scored in OT against the Canadiens in Game 4. Watching from my little Android I thought it was really weird how open St.Louis was, and when I looked at a replay later, I found out why.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Elves Secret Video<\/a>

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So after making this video at 2 a.m., I sent it to a talk show host in Canada and the guy retweeted it. I instantly got a ton of retweets\/favorites.
In the morning, he retweeted it again and I got dozens of compliments from Canuckers in Canada.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"So<\/a>

So in a little over 48 hours there has been more than 12,000 views to my video that I had just intended to show to 10 or so Elves.
Somehow…Julie found out about this video and said she will ditch Creepy Jamie and that other chick in this picture, and go to the BTSH Prom with me if the video gets 15,000 views!<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Meanwhile,<\/a>

Meanwhile, Creamy says if I get 18,000 views he will call this high stick on Derk!<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"And<\/a>

And we…The Authority will make a deal with you. If six people besides Nick Barretta, and besides The Authority and $h0wT!m3 comment on this thread, we will not mention Nick Baretta for 10 days.
True story.<\/p><\/div>\n

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So if you are my Facebook friend, you are regularly annoyed by me, but I’ve gotten unbearable after Canada stole my secret Elves strategy video. It all started when Marty St.Louis scored in OT against the Canadiens in Game 4. Watching from my little Android I thought it was really weird how open St.Louis was, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9166"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9176,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9166\/revisions\/9176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}