{"id":9621,"date":"2014-08-06T01:15:36","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T05:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9621"},"modified":"2014-08-06T11:23:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T15:23:47","slug":"three-stars-aug-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-aug-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars Aug. 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Chill<\/a>

Chill out assholes, I’m not giving myself a star for predicting WTP’s epic upset over the Demons. But I am pretty proud of it.<\/p><\/div>\n

*** Eitel and Suvin<\/p>\n

\"Eitel<\/a>

Eitel and Suvin had a field day, each scoring 4 goals. Unfortunately for Suvin, I don’t have him wearing an Elves shirt so he doesn’t get the picture. Unfortunately for the Elves, Eitel was just borrowing this shirt.<\/p><\/div>\n

**Eric Higger (WTP)<\/p>\n

\"Hopefully<\/a>

Hopefully one of these bastards is Eric Higger, because dude scored a hat trick vs. the Demons en route to the biggest upset of the week, and one of the biggest upsets of the season. But if Eric isn’t in this group hopefully Dave MacCallum is because he also had a great game, scoring two goals plus the game winner in the shootout.
Great job WTP.<\/p><\/div>\n

*Julie Katz<\/p>\n

\"Just<\/a>

Just kidding, Julie isn’t stealing this first star.<\/p><\/div>\n

* (For Reals) Michael Hansen<\/p>\n

\"Remember<\/a>

Remember Michael Hansen? The last time he played in BTSH was when the teen group Hansen was still going strong. But after a seven year hiatus, Mike\u00a0comes back in style, scoring the game tying goal, and then the only goal in the shootout.
But wait…there’s more…<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"So<\/a>

So not only did Mr. Hansen\u00a0tie and win the game for the Anklebiters…but the guy brought beer to the courts after the game, and then bought a round at Ace.
Hey Anklebiters, you are some cheap ass motherfuckers. Can you buy the hero\u00a0a beer?
On the other hand, I’m impressed with the power move by Phil. Score two big goals and still make the asshole buy two rounds.
I’m thinking of taking the star away from Hansen and giving it to Phil. Luckily…I don’t have any pics of Phil.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9621"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9630,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9621\/revisions\/9630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}