{"id":9680,"date":"2014-08-12T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9680"},"modified":"2023-10-11T13:56:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T17:56:00","slug":"ocean-city-preview-get-drunk-kill-dogs-play-hockey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/ocean-city-preview-get-drunk-kill-dogs-play-hockey\/","title":{"rendered":"Ocean City Preview…Get Drunk, Kill Dogs, Play Hockey"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ocean City is upon us. Hide your women, booze and most importantly, your dogs.<\/p><\/div>\n

The picture above is amazing and if you want to know the story, read the comment section where I explain in detail. Now onto the rosters.<\/p>\n

Pullouts (Coed)<\/strong>
\nDiane Johnston, Georgine Paulin, Heather Aspegren, Caroline Bickerton, Jo-Ann Provencher, Zach Norris, Sam Norris, John Walker, Jerry Chavez, Blandi, Nick Barretta, Nacho Guevara, Tim Burke, Jaime Luckey, Steven Panepinto<\/p>\n

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Clearly the star of this team is Caroline. There really is no Ocean City tournament without her. She is the MVP at Seacrets on Saturday night. Just make sure you don’t put your beer down in front of her or expect that much out of her hockey wise on Sunday.<\/p><\/div>\n


\nSlayher (Coed)<\/strong>
\nTrevor Beauclair, Justin Miyagi, Ben Bloom, Ryan Nakahara, Denis Miciletto, Shafiq Perry, Hanif Perry, Anthony P Peros, Tim Kayiotis, Emilybenched Ostrover, Cherie Stewart, Sarah Moore, Heather O’Neill, Rob Walsh, Jenna Cruff<\/p>\n

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Look at this roster. Trevor, Nak, Denis, Shaq…talent all around. Then you add a few ringers none of us ever heard of, replace Ol’ Man Craig with Tim K. Add Sarah Moore, Jenna and Emilybenched and you’ve got a really good squad. At least on Friday and Saturday.<\/p><\/div>\n

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But unfortunately for the coed Slayhers…I’ve seen Ryan and Trevor at Seacrets and the aftermath. If somehow they survive the morning game, they can win it all. But lets just say Denis, Shaq and their ringers better pick up the slack. Also, Trevor has a weird fascination with Craig’s bread.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Then there is the Underdogs with Ashley myself and this dude 3.5 who is insanely good. Rob Walsh thinks the only reason they won last year was solely because of 3.5 and had nothing to do with anyone else.
Rob Walsh is a dick.<\/p><\/div>\n

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There’s also a women’s team and another coed team from BTSH that are playing. But neither sent me their roster.
However Julie is on both of those teams so obviously they will have the most fun (besides Caroline) and win all the games.
Unfortunately, the Capitals still suck and that is my troll for the month of August Julie\/Ellery.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The picture above is amazing and if you want to know the story, read the comment section where I explain in detail. Now onto the rosters. Pullouts (Coed) Diane Johnston, Georgine Paulin, Heather Aspegren, Caroline Bickerton, Jo-Ann Provencher, Zach Norris, Sam Norris, John Walker, Jerry Chavez, Blandi, Nick Barretta, Nacho Guevara, Tim Burke, Jaime Luckey, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[201,233,308],"class_list":["post-9680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2014-season","tag-ocean-city","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9680"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27025,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9680\/revisions\/27025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}