{"id":9749,"date":"2014-08-26T22:44:13","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T02:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9749"},"modified":"2014-08-26T22:58:58","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T02:58:58","slug":"three-stars-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/mediocrity.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/mediocrity-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"mediocrity\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9750 aligncenter\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/mediocrity-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/mediocrity-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/mediocrity.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>Gotta say&#8230;if you always wanted to be a star in this league and you never were, this was your chance. As I write this I still don&#8217;t know who is going to be the third star. Better think quick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>*** Keegan T. (Mega Touch)<\/strong><br \/>\n<div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Hobart-Geno.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Hobart-Geno-300x278.png\" a=\"\" height=\"278\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Unfortunately, there are no pictures of Keegan, who scored 2 goals in Mega&#8217;s surprising win over Cobra Kai. <br \/>But Keegan is a doctor and Sarah H. of Fresh Kills is an accomplished nurse. Here is Sarah in her Jets Geno Smith jersey, because the Jets are her favorite team and Geno &gt; Flacco. Best we could do Keegs.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>** Nick Barretta<\/strong> <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8868\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Nick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8868\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Nick-300x255.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-8868 size-medium\" height=\"255\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Nick-300x255.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Nick.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8868\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Can we crop this other guy out of the picture?<br \/> Sorry BTSH Universe, but Barretta deserves this one. The Riots have been pretty stingy on goals and Nick had 3 of them.<br \/> You deserved the first star&#8230;but unfortunately for you&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>* BERNSTEIN!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9755\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9755\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein-300x225.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-9755 size-medium\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9755\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I mean, can this man be stopped? I&#8217;ll answer that&#8230;no.<br \/> Bernstein scored his first career BTSH goal and it just so happened to be the game winner, in a 2-1 win vs. league powerhouse Gut Rot.<br \/> I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again, Happy Birthday Bernstein! And Damn You.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gotta say&#8230;if you always wanted to be a star in this league and you never were, this was your chance. As I write this I still don&#8217;t know who is going to be the third star. Better think quick&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[201,227,234,12,124,29],"class_list":["post-9749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-three-stars","tag-2014-season","tag-3-stars","tag-bernstein","tag-dark-rainbows","tag-mega-touch","tag-rehabs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9749"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9749"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9769,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9749\/revisions\/9769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}