{"id":9790,"date":"2014-09-03T01:22:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T05:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9790"},"modified":"2014-09-03T01:22:47","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T05:22:47","slug":"the-three-loneliest-btshers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/the-three-loneliest-btshers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Three Loneliest BTSH&#8217;ers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So as you probably haven&#8217;t noticed, the previews have died. It didn&#8217;t seem like there was much interest and we were just getting yelled at for picking someone to lose. So in lieu of picking your team to lose, we will now get personal, and just pick on you personally.<div id=\"attachment_9791\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/im-the-guy-in-blue.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9791\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/im-the-guy-in-blue-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"So who are the three people in blue in BTSH? Click the read more to find out!\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9791\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/im-the-guy-in-blue-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/im-the-guy-in-blue-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/im-the-guy-in-blue.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9791\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So who are the three people in blue in BTSH? Click the read more to find out!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>3- Jerry C.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9792\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jerry-Chavez-Blackhawks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9792\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jerry-Chavez-Blackhawks-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Well obviously Jerry can get any girl he wants, he's not lonely in that department.  But BTSH is no place for a Blackhawks fan. Sure he has two Cups, but now that Nick Hobbs is gone, he doesn't have anyone to high five.  Word on the street is even the Pullouts (PULLLOUUUUUTTTSSS!!!) don't want him.\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jerry-Chavez-Blackhawks-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jerry-Chavez-Blackhawks.jpg 717w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9792\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Well obviously Jerry can get any girl he wants, he&#8217;s not lonely in that department.<br \/>But BTSH is no place for a Blackhawks fan. Sure he has two Cups, but now that Nick Hobbs is gone, he doesn&#8217;t have anyone to high five.\u00a0<\/p><\/div>\n<p>2- Lee R.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9794\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Lee-Vikings.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9794\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Lee-Vikings-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"This is Lee after the Vikings won the Super Bowl. I jest of course because the Vikings can never win a Super Bowl.  Much like Brandon Walsh couldn't find a fellow Twins fan in Beverly Hills, Lee is all sorts of lonely in NYC.  Too bad Marshall from How I Met Your Mother isn't real.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9794\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Lee-Vikings-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Lee-Vikings.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9794\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is Lee after the Vikings won the Super Bowl. I jest of course because the Vikings can never win a Super Bowl.<br \/>Much like Brandon Walsh couldn&#8217;t find a fellow Twins fan in Beverly Hills, Lee is all sorts of lonely in NYC.<br \/>Too bad Marshall from How I Met Your Mother isn&#8217;t real.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>1- Craig<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9795\" style=\"width: 253px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Craig-Awesome-Zod.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9795\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Craig-Awesome-Zod-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"Being a baseball fan in BTSH can feel pretty lonely, but a Tigers fan? A Tigers fan?!? Don't get me wrong, anyone that knows baseball knows the Tigers are good, but unlike Jerry's Blackhawks, and much like Lee's Vikings, they will falter in the World Series like they always do. Sometimes Craig is so pathetic, he talks about the Tigers announcers on Facebook. I always throw him a rare like from me because I do pity the fool. \" width=\"243\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9795\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Craig-Awesome-Zod-243x300.jpg 243w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Craig-Awesome-Zod.jpg 780w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 243px) 100vw, 243px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9795\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Being a baseball fan in BTSH can feel pretty lonely as is, but a Tigers fan? A Tigers fan?!?<br \/>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, anyone that knows baseball knows the Tigers are good, but unlike Jerry&#8217;s Blackhawks, and much like Lee&#8217;s Vikings, they will falter in the World Series like they always do.<br \/>Sometimes Craig is so pathetic, he talks about the Tigers announcers on Facebook. I always throw him a rare like from me because I do pity the fool.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So as you probably haven&#8217;t noticed, the previews have died. It didn&#8217;t seem like there was much interest and we were just getting yelled at for picking someone to lose. So in lieu of picking your team to lose, we will now get personal, and just pick on you personally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9790"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9796,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9790\/revisions\/9796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}