{"id":9946,"date":"2014-09-23T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=9946"},"modified":"2014-09-23T22:54:26","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T02:54:26","slug":"three-stars-for-921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-for-921\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars for 9\/21"},"content":{"rendered":"

As we get to the end of the regular season and matches start to take on heavy playoff implications, the games get more important. \u00a0As a result, we can conclude that every star awarded outside of this week – and the the\u00a0weeks following – was effectively meaningless. \u00a0I know we say it every week, but now that we’re in crunch time, THESE three<\/del> four\u00a0people are the ones who actually matter. \u00a0Please disregard everything else you’ve ever read on this blog up until this point.<\/p>\n

Everyone else who took some self-worth from previous star awards, please email derek@btsh.org<\/em> to return any\u00a0unwarranted self-esteem boosts accrued up to this point.<\/p>\n

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The biggest gripe we get is that we write about the Elves too much. Now that these actually start to matter, this photo will be the last you see of them in this column. The faster you scroll down, the sooner it will be over.<\/p><\/div>*** – Katie London (Cobra Kai)<\/p>\n

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Cobra Kai was kind enough to lend Katie to the Rehabs for their key divisional matchup against Mathematics. She returned the favor of getting to play almost the entire game with hardly any subs by scoring her first career BTSH goal. Katie: please join the Rehabs. You can have Hector’s spot. KAT!\u20ac has a nice ring to it. \u00a0(Before you ask, there are no tampering rules in BTSH, so take that Greg.)<\/p><\/div>** Sarah Moore & Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (Anklebiters)<\/p>\n

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The Biters got a key win this week against Filthy Gorgeous, winning in dramatic fashion by tying the game in the last minute of regulation and then scoring in overtime. Caroline and Sarah both contributed key goals in a game when the Biters were short-staffed and behind the eight ball. In crunch time, they both delivered, so they get the second star together.<\/p><\/div>* Aaron Friedman (Dark Rainbows)<\/p>\n

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It’s finally Aaron Friedman’s place. Big #26 had the game winning goal, a wicked snipe to the top shelf, in the Rainbows’ 1-0 win over Mega Touch. At a time when the Rainbows desperately need to find their scoring touch, his individual effort might be the spark plug that gets them going right as they head into the playoffs. And since this week’s stars are the most meaningful to date, that means that Aaron is currently the King of BTSH. Eminem alludes to this development in his song “Monster” with the lyrics “it’s payback, Aaron Friedman \/ Falling way back in the draft, turn nothing into something, still can \/ Make that.” Congrats, buddy. You deserve it.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As we get to the end of the regular season and matches start to take on heavy playoff implications, the games get more important. \u00a0As a result, we can conclude that every star awarded outside of this week – and the the\u00a0weeks following – was effectively meaningless. \u00a0I know we say it every week, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1138,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9946"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1138"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9946"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9951,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9946\/revisions\/9951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}