Know Your Neighbor — 2nd Installment
Every couple of years, BTSH gets lucky and somehow manages to recruit one cool person into the league. This year one finally hit, and it happens to be this week’s feature on Know Your Neighbor!
Name: Call me Isaac
Hometown: Alexandria, Virginia
Oh fuck, here come the BTSH conspiracy theorists…
College: George Mason University
Profession: Project and Financial Management
Favorite NHL team(s): Colorado Avalanche and Washington Capitals
All right, I’ll take that—just like the Rangers had him, you did have the best NHL player of all-time for a few years
If a $20 bill dropped out of someone on the Fresh Kills pocket, would you return it: No idea what you are talking about, but we can continue this interview at Ace or Double Wide (sponsored by a blundering member of FK).
What celebrity are you most like: Not to humblebrag, but I’ve been mistaken for the imposter who plays Thor.
You’re not humblebragging—I don’t think you look anything like this imposter
Ohh, you mean this hunk!
Favorite BTSH team other than the Gremlins: Tough one… As a whole team I would have to say your Math. Aside from you Norris,’ there are plenty of good character peeps.
Woohoo—and to think I was going to edit your answer no matter what to say such a nice thing! Let’s go Mets, Let’s go Math, Long live Isaac!!!
Current Aspirations: A win. Not being traded.
If the Tompkins Square hawk was on a team, what team would it be on: The Elves. They could use the help.
If the Tompkins Square hawk actually played, how would you defend it when it picks up the ball and swoops to the net, given the BTSH high stick rule: Nobody stops the Tompkins Square hawk!
Favorite NYC bar: After a game, Double Wide. Or whatever watering hole my Karmas are at.
As an official BTSH referee, what is your take on the Citizens’ United ruling: A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
Good point, but I don’t know if Walmart or its people are worse
Why do you hate Rich Glanzer so much: Ugh! He’s too passive. I prefer a man who is more assertive and takes charge. You know, like a wrestler.
When you think about things, how do you think: I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
What the BTSH media will begin to overhype you about: My ungainly dance moves.
Rangers or Islanders (Capitals Excluded): Ice cream.
Oh, great call!
Bleu cheese or Ranch: Neither agrees with my delicate digestive system. How about balsamic-vinaigrette instead?
How does it feel to be the third best Stewart in the league: 🙁
If Instant Karma made it to the BTSH Championship, what team would you want to play: Worky and his merry band of Ankle-bitters. Lately they haven’t been passing the smell test. And that smell is Fear.
Their goalie, Craig, hasn’t passed a literal smell test either for quite some time—quite the little stinker…
If Sigmund Freud analyzed your game play, what would he conclude: NSFBTSH
If you had to overthrow Ben Chadwick, how would you do it (Rich Glanzer tactics excluded): Ben Chadwick? Never heard of him. I run Karma now.
That’s still not humblebragging. Lousy hunky Isaac.