Caption Contest Winner: Week of 6/6
By A-Korn, aka Rachel G.
Happy Friday BTSHers,
While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week.
As expected, y’all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound.
Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
Winner: Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick
2nd Place: Norris: “see, from this angle it’s really big!” – Alexa
3rd Place: Zach’s dreams of having to hire two people to carry his six footer were finally coming true. – Derek
Honorable mention: Listless silo crew readies a “torpédo de carne” to unload upon the sordid masses. – Altman