Rumor About Cobra Kai
At 2:28 pm this afternoon an anonymous source shared with the media a wild rumor about Cobra Kai. After doing some fact checking we can confirm this to be true. We are just as shocked as you will be.
By An Anonymous Source
As you know, Campbell has moved on to bigger and better things and Cobra Kai is in need of a goalie. But did you know that the new goalie might be a DOG?!
Yes, I am shocked too. But I am just reporting the facts. At first it was a joke. A few people thought it was cute. Then someone* (*not me) started a ridiculous poll on Instagram asking if Hubert should get to join the Cobra Kai team.
Obviously the votes just started pouring in immediately on such a controversial referendum. But to my great surprise, many, many of the Cobra Kai teammates were voting “YES”.
So many teammates voted yes that Will Green said if the dog got 20 votes, he would start on Sunday. I tried to confirm this disgusting rumor with Liam and he just said “LOL” which as you obviously know is an acronym for “Lost Our gLoalie”. This is before I had heard the breaking news that Cambell had been drafted by the Bruins. Once that information was made public, Liam’s tone began to change.
Anyway the dog (Hubert, AKA Huey) only got NINETEEN votes for YES. It was very, very close. I will not disclose who voted NO but you can probably speculate. In fact, I hope you do so wildly.
At this point, honestly I don’t think anyone can say where things stand right now on the Cobra Kai roster. It’s anyone’s guess whether a dog, or a human, will be in the net on Sunday.
The polls remain open.
Thank you,
Anonymous