2019: Week 15 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights
At the 11th hour (literally, or 23rd on Jo-Ann’s 24 hour clock…whatever the heck that is), here are the Week 15 box scores. Hope everyone enjoyed their pizza (preview) Fridays! Very nostalgic. Were you a 1 cheese slice or 2 pepperoni slice kid? I think the best slices we ever got were from Mr Mozzarella in grade 6. What Pizza Friday slice do you remember the most?

Habs 0 @ GANK 1
Goalie Loss – Eric R (4-4, GAA 1.10)
Biters – Andy M (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Craig “used shoes salesman” LaC (10-1, 5 Shutouts, GAA 1.16)
Game Notes: HockeyBeach 2018 poaching comes full circle nearly 1 year to the date as Andy pots the difference between his new and former teammates.
Karma 4 @ Mega 0
Karma – Liz T (2), Sara L via FA, Derek Zed (12), SCory Cory (5)
Goalie Shutout Win – Steve F (4-4, 1 Shutout, GAA 2.68)
Goalie Loss – The Tuck Man (4-4, GAA 2.32)
Fuzz 4 @ Math 3
Fuzz – Miles (6), Gil (6), Jeff (7), Teets McGee (8)
Goalie Win – Tim Bwn (7-5, GAA 2.13)
Math – Jack McG x2 (8), Bradley S (1)
Goalie Loss – David L (5-5, GAA 2.57)
Riots 1 @ Poutine 2
Riots – Jake T (2)
Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (3-8)
Poutine – James McQ (5), Hornswoggle (2)
Goalie Win – Chris S via FA
FK 4 @ Hookers 1
FK – Andrew (2), Gabe x2 (7), Ariel (4)
Goalie Win – Barch (4-4, GAA 1.98)
Hookers – Sara L via FA
Goalie Loss – Dustin O (8-2, GAA 1.57)
Demons 2 @ Fighters 1
Demons – Bar Down Brad (3), Neil (13)
Goalie Win – Zach L (6-4, GAA 1.92)
Sky – Dana L (3)
Goalie Loss – OG James (3-3, GAA 1.64)
Rut Rot 0 @ Gremlins 3
Goalie Loss – Goalie Becca (0-2, GAA 2.50)
Gremlins – Iannis x2 (3), Allison B (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie B (7-5, 4 shutouts, GAA 1.46)
Game Notes: Becca’s goalie gear was off in 2.22 seconds after the final whistle. That’s faster than most goons lose their gloves for a fence pushing tilly.
Advncd Anlytcs: Whatever shutout, GA, and GAA is published for Jamie, there is a 100% chance that Walker will complain about it. He’s only even (a plus and a minus) on corrections mailed in by his non-millenial carrier pigeon to the commissionherr’s office thus far in 2019.
Pounds 2 @ Butchers 1
Los Blancos – Scotty K (3), Roberts (8)
Goalie Win – Zak C via Demons
Butchers – Jake T (7)
Goalie Loss – Tim Brk (2-7, GAA 2.83)
Game Notes: Butchers have another strong defensive effort but lose late to a heart-breaking goal by a team leading 8th goal from Roberts.
DaPucks 3 @ White Rainbows 2 F/SO
WTP – McCauley via weekly Pizza Preview Ringers (1), Annie via rostered ringers (3)
Goalie Shootout Win – Ed P via rostered Thints poachee ringers (6-5, GAA 2.21)
Dark Bows – Yetter totally not a ringer (7), Dan C totally not a ringer (1)
Goalie Shootout Loss – Greenwald #HotLegs2018Ringer (2-11)
Shootout Winner – Michaliga shootout winner ringer (with help from Patty Kane ringer and Kuzy ringer)
Game Notes: So many ringers! And we didn’t even mention Nate No Show Lerner yet.
Advncd Anlytcs: After two quick goals by the Rainbows Ringers early, WTP’s 2 scorers in regulation were the only 2 to whiff in the skills comp for the bonus point.
Filthier 2 @ CK 1 F/SO
Filthier – Sunny (6)
Goalie Shootout Win – Tim K (9-3, GAA 1.39)
Cobra Kai – Liam (3)
Goalie Shootout Loss – Ryan M (0-5, GAA 2.55)