week 4 report
*scores
theme: may day
filthy gorgeous wrapped ribbons ’round h’motion, 4-1
math stood united with tuques, 6-1
mso signaled their crash landing to ‘biteres, 3-2
pfr may’d the day of rehabs, 5-1
unicorns clogged union square with msq, 5-4
what the puck protested demons, 3-2
dark rainbows were distracted by the lack of busboys and fresh kills, 5-4 in OT
lbs worked bad touch, 10-0
*week 4 faq
-i thought you said you were driving by on yr way out?
i wanted to, but when yr packing a rental suv with most of your belongings by yourself, time does fly. sorry guys. i’ll try and come by a sunday in june tho. if i don’t have to pack anything.
*standings
bob’s got it on lockdown at http://www.btsh.org/bruise/schedule/hockey-links/, soon to be updated.
*next week
WEEK 5:Â 5/7/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PMÂ Â Â Fresh Kills vs. The Tuques
3:00 PMÂ Â Â What The Puck vs. Mexican Standoff
4:00 PMÂ Â Â LBS vs. Denim Demons
4:00 PMÂ Â Â Bad Touch vs. Unicorns
5:00 PMÂ Â Â Mathematics vs. Filthy Gorgeous
5:00 PMÂ Â Â Mighty Squirrels vs. Henry Motion
MOFFO
3:30 PMÂ Â Â Gouging Anklebiters vs. Rehabs
4:30 PMÂ Â Â Pork Fried Rice vs. Dark Rainbows
*kudos/gasface
with input from bob w, alicia fk, haanwa mso, and schuie gab. thenx dudes!
kudos:
-nick mso for being reponsibile for of our first punished public pee
not only did he get a summons for public urination, the cop that busted him was albino! in a park with no bathrooms, you’d think the law would turn an al-blind-o eye, but no.
-reffing positivity
schuie said that he got an unsolicited reffing compliment on sunday for a game he wasn’t even reffing. feeling the love!
-4 injury free weeks
all acls, retinas, and ankles remain totally intact so far. knock on wood. but not too hard.
gasface:
-whichever cocksmoker gave amy baker a black eye when he pushed her out of the way to score a goal
you heard me. who did that? and then refused to even apologize when she called you on it? are you for real? are you aware that i’m currently in a state where concealed weapons are legal? do you want me to put live free or die to the test? didn’t think so.
-mexican stand-off’s private party
public park, kids. no dice. don’t bring in treats unless you’re prepared to share with the rest of the class.
-no pat, no peace
when the equipment manager can’t show, we all suffer.
*new and improved! registraiton is coming back!
just fyi,
-there are face-off dots at corlears. nice!
-rosters are now open, so cap’ns, check your inboxes later this week for details, and the page should be up and running later this week.
*lost and found
from holly ann tuques:
did anyone report a found tuques jersey on sunday? (yellow, size youth large, probably smelly?) mine seems to have disappeared. write holly at unfussyfood dot com
sb