BTSH OLYMPICS RETURNS
Yep, you read the headline correctly. The BTSH Olympics returns this Sunday, July 30th at the Parkside Lounge (E Houston and Attorney) starting around 7 pm.
The dirty, obscene and glorious evening comes back to you with all of your favorite competitions:
- Hot Legs
- Over the top Arm Wrestling
- Flip Cup
- Tecate Chug
- Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest
- Bar Napkin Love Poem
- Two Girls, One Cup
Plus, there will be new devious challenges that have been hatched in the minds of BTSH’s brand-spanking new Social Committee. Be prepared!
Phallic Fluffer Competition
What are they saying:
‘I went the the Olympics last year and ate hotdogs. The next year, I had a division named after me.’ – Justin M.
‘Last year, I ordered a pizza to Parkside during the BTSH Olympics. About a week later, I ordered from Seamless again, forgot to change the address and never got my food. I figured out later that it also went to Parkside,’ – Diana M.
‘Last year, I saw Craig’s junk. But I realize that doesn’t make this btsh social event different from any other.’ – Rachel K.
‘I made out with my wife for the first time after we both puked at the Olympics. Now we have a three year-old. Thanks Olympics!’ – Alex and Sascha
Not only is the evening filled with life-changing fun, it’s also dirt cheap. How much will it all cost you?
- Event beverages – FREE
- Pizza – FREE
- High Life bottles – $3
- Tecate cans – $3
- PBR draft – $3
- Car bombs – $8
Coming soon is the event’s sexy new website with event signups. (Not to worry Liz & Cheeky and Heather & Morgen, you’re already signed up for cup one.)
See you there!