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2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 1)
Monday, January 19th, 2015
Welcome to the first ever BTSH Royal Rumble!!! Here’s how it works…40* members of the #BTSHUniverse (two from each team) will compete in this match, in which the object is to eliminate your opponents by throwing them over the top rope. We will start with two randomly selected competitors, and every two minutes, another randomly selected combatant will enter the match. The last person standing in the ring is the winner. And, of course, to make sure everybody plays by the rules, and things are on the up and up, Mega Touch’s Alex Eben Meyer and the Dark Rainbows’ Aaron Friedman will officiate the match.
*Due to some finagling by the Mathematics (namely that half this article is being written by one of them), Rebecca Norris has been entered as the 41st participant.
Authority: The Official BTSH Trading Cards Are Here!
Thursday, November 13th, 2014Thanks to the initial thought from Jerome Ramos, the first edition of BTSH trading cards are here! But, will you really want to trade any of these cards?! Well, if it’s a Glanzer, probably…
2014 Media Awards
Wednesday, November 5th, 2014The Spirit Of Flounder Embiggens Rachel
If you had come to a wrestling event with us, you’d have won too.
On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present the annual Media Awards to some of BTSH’s outstanding players (and not so outstanding ones as well). The winners are listed below:
BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion (Female)
Noelle Safar (Corlears Hooker)
Cherie Stewart (Butchers)
BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion (Male)
Gabe Chenard (Fresh Kills)
The Eighth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Emily Moore (What The Puck)
Rookie of the Year (Female)
Roxanne Gaudiel
Rookie of the Year (Male)
Jeff Laniando (Butchers)
Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace
Shelley Maasdorp (Gouging Anklebiters)
Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Rachel N. (Cobra Kai)
Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Sam Marton (Corlears Hookers)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Jonathan Brügger (Happy Little Elves)
The James Pereira Award For Curing Cancer, Saving Three Babies From a Burning Building, Taking a Bullet For The President, and Scoring Four Goals In The Same Day
Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (Poutine Machine)
The Following People Were Inducted in the BTSH Hall of Fame:
SB
Monica Russo Larsen
Alex Eben Meyer
Bob Weyersberg
Last 3 Stars of the Season
Monday, November 3rd, 2014
But Which Team Is $h0wT!m3 Rooting For?
Tuesday, October 14th, 2014
I’d say the answer is clear.
