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By Richiehero

After a miserable week of 90s songs anyone has ever heard of thrown on the Facebook page, and then for some reason perfume/cologne pictures, I demanded to do the 3 Stars. While the vast majority of you will hate these strictly hockey stars, much like your parents feeding you broccoli, it’s good for you, you just don’t know it.

But before I get started, Cheeky wanted to give a star to the Mop Guy from the prom. No.

Third Star

Joe M from Corlears Hookers

The playoffs this year is going to be off the chart. Never before have so many teams had a legit shot to win. The Hookers/Anklebiters game was stellar. Back and forth both teams went, before the Hookers constant pressure finally made the Anklebiters break with 2:20 left to go in the game. Joe M. scored the game winner to beat the #2 seed and provided the Lbs. a chance to clinch the #1 seed. But…

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Fuzz flexed on Fresh Kills.

The good times keep rolling for the Pucks as they handled the Gremlins. (Can anyone stop these guys???)

Karma knocked down the Sky Fighters in OT with a sniper from Creeden.

Filthier got lucky against a wily Math club.

Gut Rot shocked Mega Touch by slipping one past Tuckman in OT.

With Campbell back in net Cobra Kai figured out how to win against the Butchers.

The Hookers continue to be the Biters’ kryptonite.

A severally hung over Demons team managed to get past the Riots.

Poutine got her groove back at the expense of the Dark Rainbows.

Rehabs took down LBStown in what felt like a shift in the balance of power.

When: Saturday, September 21, 2019

Time: 9 pm

Where: Blue located at 220 W 44th Street, Manhattan

Theme: 90s!!!

Admission: $30 venmo @a-frey or pay at the door

Open Bar: 9 pm – 12 am

By Reptar on Ice and Destiny’s Grandchild

Good friends, it’s time to take you on a trip down memory lane…it’s a good lane, the smells, the fashions, the tunes, I promise you’ll enjoy it.

You’re sitting in your family’s TV Room – your patchwork denim jacket slung over the chair, eating your Pringles and Dunkaroos,  sipping on your Cherry Coke while you watch TRL. Your annoying sibling is pestering you about who took the last pack of gushers, threatening to break your Nintendo, and the obnoxiously catchy Hot Pocket jingle is stuck in your head. Hoping and praying your Mom won’t tell you it’s another SpaghettiO’s night. It was a good time, a simple time, a time of skip its and butterfly clips. A time of overalls, bucket hats, and SO MUCH GLITTER! Beloved cartoons like Tiny Toons and Care Bears – no worries if your parents weren’t around, you had Uncle Phil to guide you when needed. Oh to be back there again, showing off your brand new jelly sandals, trading away your fruit by the foot for some 3D Doritos. What a time to be alive, what a time to be a kid, a teenager, a 20 something – any age! So, sit back, relax, it’s time to slam now, we got the real jam goin down, so don’t speak, just keep sipping on that gin & juice, livin’ in that gansta’s paradise. Life is demanding, without understanding, but that is all the more reason to jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.

Want to relive the glory days?? You can! Come to BTSH Prom this Saturday night @Blue, 220 West 44th Street. Doors open at 9:00pm and enjoy a $30 open bar while Tim K will be serves up only the greatest 90’s jams!

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The what would have been final week of the BTSH season saw 2 shootouts, 1 OT, and a lot more scoring than the week before. With the season coming to a close more teams are starting to look the standings with a Round of 16, or if you’re Fresh Kills, Play-in Round, matchup in mind.

On to the box scores…

Demons 2 @ Riots 0

Demons – Jake R (4), Adam G (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Casca (3-2, 1 Shutout, 1.54 GAA)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (3-10)

Game Notes: This week Casca decided to get his team’s win out of the way before subbing in 3 losses for other teams. What a sportsman!

Math 1 @ GANK 4

Math – Eli (3)

Goalie Loss – David L (5-7, 2.81 GAA)

Anklebiters – Jared x 3 (11), Jimmy (3)

Goalie Win – Craig LaC (13-1, 5 Shutouts, 1.12 GAA)

Game Notes: I’m not sure who these ringers Anklebiters have that scored this past Sunday, but I can confirm they have played more than 5 games, which is something I can’t say about everyone on the Pounds playoff roster that was sent in the other day.

Rut Rot 1 @ DaPucks 3

Gut Rot – Ramon (2)

Goalie Loss – David L via Math

WTP?! – Ball Hogg x2 (12), Emily (1)

Goalie Win – Goalie Ed (9-5, 1 Shutout, 1.89 GAA)

Pounds 4 @ Fresh Kills 1

Pounds – Jason B (4), Scotty K x2 (7), Roberts (10)

Goalie Win – Sizzler (11-1, 1 Shutout, 1.50 GAA)

FK – Meg (2)

Goalie Loss – Casca via Demons

Sky Fighters 6 @ Gremlins 2

Sky – Greg (2), Moez (4), Brett x2 (2), Wes x2 (4)

Goalie Win – OG James (4-4, 1 Shutout, 2.22 GAA)

Gremlins – Ryan M (2), Iannis (4)

Goalie Loss – Jamie B (7-7, 4 Shutouts, 2.03 GAA)

Game Notes: Friendly reminder from Greg that Sky Fighters belong in the third division (on occasion).

Karma 4 @ Poutine 3 F/SO

Karma – Derek Zed (15), Abby (2), Matt S (5)

Goalie Shootout Win – Steve F (5-5, 1 Shutout, 2.72 GAA)

Shootout Winner – Florian

Poutine – James McQ x2 (7), Mike Marr (5)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Casca via Demons

Filthier 2 @ Rehabs 5

Filthier – Tom W (5), Ann M (3)

Goalie Loss – Jamie B via Gremlins

Rehabs – Mo x2 (9), Hicksy x2 (9), Ramy (3)

Goalie Win – Eric R (5-4, 2 Shutouts, 1.20 GAA)

Hookers 3 @ Fuzz 4 F/OT

Hookers – Tiff (1), Clark (6), Lee (1)

Goalie OT Loss – Dustin (8-3, 2 Shutouts, 1.68 GAA)

Fuzz – Eiton (3), Noelle (1), Girl Ryann (2)

Shootout Winner – Gil’s Son’s Dad

Goalie Win – Coach (1-0 and out of retirement?)

Game Notes: We unfortunately have to go back to calling Gil, Gil’s Son’s Dad, as Walsh has taken over the title of Gilf after taking care of Glanzer’s 20 year old ringers at a recent MEN’S LEAGUE tournament.

Cobra Kai 2 @ Butchers 3 F/OT

CK – Luke W (1), Olivier B (2)

Goalie OT Loss – Casca via Demons

Butchers – Brendan C (5), Dana K (2), Jake T (8)

Goalie OT Win – Eric R via Rehabs

Dark Rainbows 0 @ Mega Touch 3

Goalie Loss – Greenwald (4-12)

Mega Touch – Eric D (4), Hanson (2), Alok (2)

Goalie Shutout Win – Mike T (6-4, 2 Shutouts, 1.96 GAA)