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Around the League – Week 12

Monday, August 5th, 2019

LBS got it on at Filthier’s expense.

Cobra Kai went up 2-0 before the Hookers decided to play hockey.

Gouging Anklebiters have been on a roll this season and continued their success against the Butchers.

Riots ran wild over Gut Rot. 

Trap games are for real as the Demons found out against Mega Touch.

Hicks and the Rehabs defeated Herr and Math and now he’s on the couch.

Fuzz found their groove against Fresh Kills.

Instant Karma ruined J-E-S-S!  Jess!  Jess!  Jess!’s birthday weekend by dangling a W in front of her Dark Rainbows and then snatching it away.

Poutine blanked the Sky Fighters thanks to Christina, aka league sweetheart, and Pags.

A depleted Gremlins team lost to a surging Pucks squad wearing those swanky brown unis. 

See you next week!

Week 12 Previews/Lines/Raps

Friday, August 2nd, 2019

By Arya Stark & Snoop Dogg

Butchers (+140)
Gouging Anklebiters (-170)

Arya’s Pick: Sorry Cheeks (I mean Snoop), but your Butchers have been super inconsistent so far this season, and the Biters are better than I’ve ever seen them.  Look for Probie to put up at least two as the Biters take this one by 2 or 3.

Snoop Dogg’s Pick: Butchers are missing some key players this week and already lost once to the Biters, but “you’ve got to always go back in time if you want to move forward.” To ignite and excite this match up we have two couples going head-to-head – Creamy vs. Diana and Dana vs. Shuey – but you know the Dogg, I’m here for the luv. So I think the Butchers will be more prepared this time around, it’ll be tight but feel like Biters will top Butchers by two.

Consensus: I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed, believe me sweetie I got enough to feed the needy.

OC is only a few weeks away, which means we’re all about to see each other naked…again.
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2019 BTSH Olympics Recap

Thursday, August 1st, 2019

Three Stars of Week Whatever

Tuesday, July 30th, 2019

By Richiehero

Third Star

Boatsex Brad from Denim Demons

Shotgunning diet coke on a warm summer day.

In the, “Stop Stop he’s already Dead” week there was a massive upset. The self proclaimed, “Back to Proudly Being League Dicks” Demons stunned the BTSH Universe by upsetting Fresh Kills. Brad got the Demons started early with a goal and an excessive fist pump for a 1-0 game. But as he usually does, he backed up his actions by netting another and scoring in the shootout.

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Around the League – Week Whatever

Sunday, July 28th, 2019

Fuzz finally defeated their nemesis the Habs.

Fuzz then powered their way over Mega Touch. 

Habs were pretty pissed about their loss and took it out on Gut Rot. 

Hookers got down to business against the Sky Fighters. 

Filthier, powered by Tim K, defeated Dark Rainbows. 

LBS were missing a couple players and narrowly escaped the Riots. 

Pucks played an inspiring game against the Butchers. 

Poutine got revenge on Cobra Kai. 

Demons defeated Fresh Kills in a seven round shootout. 

Mathematics overturned the Gremlins thanks to a vintage Norris performance.

Biters scored more goals than Karma.