MEGA Previews! TOUCH Everyone!

Once again BTSH is playing a game in England at 12 this week.

While only 4 people will get the joke, at least its not wrestling related.

While only 4 people will get the joke, at least its not wrestling related.


riots vs. MEGA TOUCH!!!!!
Too early for me to give this a real preview. I liked it better when Math was down 1-0 so I could predict them to lose two games. Whoever loses I hope they lose again so they go 0-2. Makes me feel better about myself. I’ll take the riots here because MEGA TOUCH has the better chance to lose later.

sky fighters vs. demons
Both Hopper and Adam have emailed me incessantly about how disappointed they have been with their teammates this year, and deservingly so. Both Miller for the demons and Cooper for the fighters have yet to light the lamp. Unless they have. I actually think Cooper scored this year. So I’ll go with Sky 3-2.

filthier at poutine
filthier has 13 points and poutine has 2. So I’ll go with 13-2 filthier though if you see $h0wT!m3 and Alex Z. let them know they should stop the game at 12-2 because once a team is up by 10 the game is over. Though I don’t think that’s happened since WTP beat Math in game 1 of the 2010 season.

butchers at MEGA TOUCH

It’s a rematch of last year when MEGA TOUCH used Jamie and the butchers lost because MEGA TOUCH used Jamie. This year Jamie will not be used and MEGA TOUCH will sadly lose again.

riots at gut rot
While I want someone to lose both games, I definitely don’t want anyone winning both games. The Riots have that guy that is pretty good but Gut has Diane, who is a top 20 female player. I’ll go with the Riots disappointing me and going 2-0 for the day. But I am rooting against you Dave!

lbs. at dark rainbows
So I predicted the dark rainbows would lose to the rehabs two weeks ago and they won. And then the were like all boastful at the bar. Welp…aint no way you are beating the lbs. this week. They are too good for almost anyone. One of their players #17 is really good offensively and defensively. He should win rookie of the year but I don’t know his name so fuck him.

instant karma at math
The shockingly positionally stellar karmas, go against the offensively gifted math. math has a tendency to play like shit some weeks, but not this week. They win comfortably 4-1.

hookers at anklebiters
I don’t remember these teams playing except I think in the 2011 playoffs in the first round. The hookers won like 7-1. It shouldn’t have been that easy. It won’t be that easy this time. But they will win. 5-1.

gremlins at what the puck
Elly has been glowing about these two Kazin Conference stalwarts. Both teams have very good records and wtp has some players! This honestly comes down to Facebook likes. Walker will like anything so I don’t worry about him, but Marissa and Sue are tough ones to crack. Plus you have that Capitol fan rocker who used to play for the rainbows and maybe I can pull a like from  him (Mike D.). I think I have to go with wtp on this one. 2-1.

Elves at fresh kills
I think I created a monster. Gabe was on my team when we won the Zog Championship,  and Ariel and the boys joined me for the ride when we won the prestigious inaugural Play 2 Kids or something like that tournament.  Now that I taught them how to finally win, can I undo the monster I created? Well kills, I brought you into this world, I can take you out. And I will. Maybe not this Sunday, but maybe. Elves 5- kills 4.

Wrestling.

One Response to “MEGA Previews! TOUCH Everyone!”

  1. megamike says:

    Nice preview of the butchers touch game Richie. Next time Elves need a fill in goalie, make sure to never call me.

    Have fun watching wrestlemania 4 on vhs, you junkyard dog

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