The NHL Playoffs: A Viewing Guide for BTSHers
April 13th, 2017Some of us remember a time when there were actual previews of BTSH games. Well, while we await the return of that, here’s something else for your reading annoyment. The Rogue Media has prepared this handy guide to the NHL playoffs: predictions, who to taunt, where to drink while the games are not shown because stupid Mets baseball is on, and more!
BitchyLeaks Strikes Again
April 12th, 2017We received the attached image in an e-mail with no explanation. We assume it relates to the Word Salad Communiqué.
Week 3 Box Scores
April 10th, 2017
| Butchers |  |
3-1 |  |
Denim Demons | Final |
| Butchers: Mike Mincieli (3), Arthur Revechkis (1), David St-Jules (1) Denim Demons: Zach Fein (2) Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1) |
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| Sky Fighters |  |
1-2 |  |
Mathematics | Final |
| Sky Fighters: Michael Teytelbaum (3) Mathematics: Jon Meyer (2), Zach Norris (1) Goalie Win: David Liang (2) |
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| Rehabs |  |
1-2 |  |
Fresh Kills | Final(SO) |
| Rehabs: Joey Batista (4) Fresh Kills: Connor (3) Shootout: Winner by Gabe Chenard-Poirier Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (2) |
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| Mega Touch |  |
1-3 |  |
Poutine Machine | Final |
| Mega Touch: Julie Katz (1) Poutine Machine: Timur Ridjanovic (1), Brian Sullivan (2), Mike Marron (3) Goalie Win: Scott Heese (2) |
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| Dark Rainbows |  |
2-5 |  |
Gut Rot | Final |
| Dark Rainbows: Brett Hiker (1), Aaron Friedman (1) Gut Rot: Len Guinto (1), Ramon Santiago x 2 (2), Jeff Hendricks (1), Tommy Cho (1) Goalie Win: Ed Podojil (2) |
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| Fuzz |  |
4-2 |  |
Gouging Anklebiters | Final |
| Fuzz: Jeff Laniado (6), Sarah Torneten (1), Unknown Unknown (via ), Brian Hicks (3) Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1), Chris Beswinger (1) Goalie Win: Aaron Pagdon (2) |
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| Cobra Kai |  |
2-1 |  |
Gremlins | Final |
| Cobra Kai: Rachel Longley (1), Lauren Jones (1) Gremlins: Erich Graham (6) Goalie Win: Campbell Weaver (2) |
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| Filthier |  |
3-6 |  |
LBS Inc. | Final |
| Filthier: Sunny Mehra x 2 (3), Ann Mathews (2) LBS Inc.: Jake Chaplin (1), Jason Bogdaneris (1), Scott Kaston (1), Karsten Pichon x 2 (3), Michael Roberts (2) Goalie Win: Steve Friedman (via Free Agent) |
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| Corlears Hookers |  |
6-0 |  |
Instant Karma | Final |
| Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni x 2 (2), Jenna Hobeika x 2 (2), Jeff Kamen (2), Bill Ling (2) Instant Karma: Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (2) |
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| What The Puck |  |
3-2 |  |
Tompkins Square Riots | Final |
| What The Puck: Eric Higger x 2 (2), Paul Picinich (1) Tompkins Square Riots: Sebastien Malo (1), Kevin Zhao (1) Goalie Win: Matt Newman (via Free Agent) |
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Week 3 Previews (April 9, 2017): BTSH to Deliver Another Deep, Rich Week of Hockey
April 6th, 2017Sources predict nice legs, notes of B.O., undertones of bitterness and rage. Rich and ripe for an exciting week — here are your previews bitchezzz.
HiFi? More like WHYfi
April 5th, 2017Editor’s note: we received the following Request For Proposals through our normal surreptitious channels. It contains one of the best Rich Glanzer impersonations we’ve received so far. As is customary with Fake Rich Glanzer Articles (FRGAs), we have not edited the text, to help preserve its similarity to a real one.
